Evry sunday a wyf n hr hubby used2go 2church n evry sunday th hubby used2fawl aslp..so th wyf went 2th priest n askd hm wat shud sh do.he handed hr a needle n told hr2prik hr hubby evrytym he fawls aslp so wen th priest askd huz our savior thn sh prikd hm n he screamd JESUS n thn wen th priest askd huz jesus fatha sh prikd hm agen n he shoutd GOD n thn wen th priest askd wat did eve say2adam aftr he impregnatd hr 4 th 99th tym.sh 1ce agen prikd hm wit th needle n he screamd IF U PUT THAT THING 1 MOR TYM IN 2ME IM GOIN 2SNAP IT IN HALF N SH0VE IT UP UR a*se!