Englishman irishman n an american stood on top ov empire state buildn afta drinkn 15 pintz d american turnz 2 d uva 2 n sez afta 15 pintz u cn fly around ere n land bk safely. Dey sed 4 him 2 prove it so d american flew around n landed bk. D irishman sed wow let me try n he jumpd of n fel 2 hiz death. D englishman den turnd 2 d american n sed god superman ur a reyt wen ur pisd!

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