Airplane losin height joke (5)
In an airplane the captain told the passengers: 'we r losin height & we dont have fuel enough 4 reachin land.There4, we have to let all baggage leave

Compatible non-compatible? (4)
Make comparison of things lets see!

Mood swings (1)
Being unhappy with my mood swings my wife bought me one of those rings that change colour with your mood. We found when i'm in a good mood it goes gre

Sick (8)
Do people go for sick jokes? Racist s*xist etc? What limits?

Honeymoon (3)
A couple are onTheir wedding night. He turns to her and says honey i have to tell you something. Before i fell in love with you i was gay. Poor girl.

My dad (0)
For years i thought my dad had tourettes. Turns you he just thought i was a ing c*nt.

A waste (2)
What do you call the gap between a woman's and pu*sy? It's a waist. Because you could easily get another set of t*ts in there.

Dave knows everyone (2)
A guy goes to his boss, boastin i know everyone in the world. His boss says sod off dave you can't know everyone. What about tom cruise? You know him.

Life after death. (2)
'do u blive in life after death' the boss asked one of his employees.'y-yes sir' answered the employee.'gud becoz after u borrowed permission 2 leave

Eduado (0)
Is planning to sue birmingham Fc. But his lawyer says he hasn't a leg to stand on