Kewl . a young native american walks in2 his dads teepee and asks, how did i get my name? Dad says, when u were born i carried u outside and first thing i saw, i named you. Like your sister halfmoon. Boy says oh ok and leaves. Dad says , i hope that answers your question twodogs ..

Two old ladies were sittin on a park bench .when all of a sudden, a man jumps out of some bushes and flashes them. One old lady had a stroke but the other cudnt reach....