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3 women r sittin at a bar discussing the size of their 1st woman says mine is so big my hubby can fit his fist up me 2nd woman says thats nothin mine is so big my hubby can fit his whole head up it 3rd woman just giggles an slides down the barstool |
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@freeki | 9 April 07 |
Lil johnny had finished havin a shower wit grandma he walks up 2 mum and says what is that wrinkly thing hangin off grandmas v*gina mum replies thats a oh says johnny I thought it was a prawn why would you think that asks mum tasted like a prawn
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@nestym | 11 April 07 |
Youw man u sick 4 dis... Bt i dig.
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@just2swt | 14 June 07 |
3 women r sitin in a feternity ward. Brunette says my baby wil be a boy cause i was on top. Red head says myns a girl i was at the bottom. Blonds swiles and say hers is a dog
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@kru4reel | 1 March 08 |
A little girls in bath with her daddy. She turns around 2 him and says, ''daddy, when will i have one of those things between my legs?'' He says,''tonight, when ur mum goes to bingo''
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@kru4reel | 1 March 08 |
Wots blue and dunt fit? A dead epileptic |
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@kru4reel | 1 March 08 |
There was a young woman from Leeds, Who swa11owed a packet of seeds, In under an hour, her c*nt was in flower, And her were a tangle of weeds. |
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@kru4reel | 1 March 08 |
Wots tiny, blue and makes women SCREAM? Cot death |
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@kru4reel | 1 March 08 |
There was a young man from Gresham, Who took off his bollox 2 wesh em, His wife said now jack, If u don't put em back, I'll stand on the ers and squesh em |
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@sticky | 14 May 08 |
Why is waiting to see who gets pulled out of the rubble after the chinese earthquake like waiting at an airport luggage carousel? Because you have to check the label to see If it's yours cos they all look the same.
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@sticky | 14 May 08 |
What do you do If an epileptic has a fit in the bath? Chuck your washing in.
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@sticky | 14 May 08 |
Actually i'm really sorry about that last joke. I know some people can be offended by that post of thing. I actually had a cousin die like that. He choked on a sock
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@peterabi | 14 May 08 |
Wicked stuff m8.
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@sticky | 13 June 08 |
What's got eight legs, is black n scares women? Gang rape.
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@sticky | 13 June 08 |
What's got eight legs, is black n scares women? Gang rape.
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@jamglue | 4 December 08 |
lol! D washing 1 is tops!
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@mouse18 | 28 February 09 |
Can't believe the epileptic joke was apologised for (ironically but anywho) when theirs a joke about pheodophilla
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