What CLUE U WANT

just wrote trying!!

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha..Ek dost ne uss se puchha Q Tension mein ho.Aadmi:-Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupee diye The Ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon..

Wife-Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.Santa-Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho_ wife-Main toh maa banne wali hoon,, Santa:-Main bhi toh baap banne wala Hun

A woman was telling her friend , It was I who made my husband a millionaire.
And what was he before you married him? asked the friend.
The woman replied, A multi-millionaire.

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always B SingLe..Never B Double..IF U R double...u Will B in Trouble_

Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.









Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk... :-)

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position.

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Agar basanti ki mausi

thakur ko raakhi bandhe to

basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?






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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta

thakur k haath hi nhi thay.

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?







Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

[How good r U at chemistry???]

Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium,
Nickel and
Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.


Got confused?


Ok.

Just see

Xplanatn:
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,
There combinatn is
'K Ni Fe' :

Six Brilliant Doubts:

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

2. When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests it?

3. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

4. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

5. Can you cry under water?

6. Why do people say you've been working like a dog when dogs just sit around all day??

Smart Answers
Teachr: r u chew in gum?
Stdnt: no,m john smith:)

Husband: v r hvng mother 4 dinner 2nite.
Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p

Father: shameful results! do u alwz get such low marks?
Son: no,only whn i take exams;)

Guest: will these stairs take me 2 d 2nd floor?
Boy: no, u'll hav 2 walk aswell:)

Girl: i hav changd my mind.
Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?;)('.')

The animated photo so good i like it,

Yes a lot of boys concetrate more in love relationship than other class or school based issues

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota..Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student-Baap ban Naa.