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Walkin down the road i saw a lorry spill its load,a thousand pies or more it spilt, out of which a house i built! Then came a knock upon my door which i had ate and was no more, They stood in suites of black and asked for the ............ Ing pies back! |
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@numbnut1 | 15 July 06 |
Did ya hear about the magic tractor?............. It turned into a field! b*m! b*m!
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@telman | 19 July 06 |
A new craz is taking the clubing world by storm, female cluber's r standing on there heads and having drinks poured into there never regions, and inviting there male friends to drink! Doctors have warned of the dangers of minge drinking!
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@daddydan | 30 July 06 |
Recent survey's show that 70 percent of scouser's have admitted too havin s*x in the shower. The other 30 percent have not yet been too jail
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@telman | 15 August 06 |
Statistics show that 1 out 3 americans weigh's as much as the other two!
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@telman | 24 August 06 |
Tubby or not tubby! Fat is the question !
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@daddydan | 29 August 06 |
Reports say that israel have sent 500 hezbolla troops into jordan! Reports suggest her funny is sore but she's recovering.
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@numbnut1 | 9 September 06 |
Scientists av crossed a chicken wit an onion and finally got a that brings tears to a womans eyes :-)
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@numbnut1 | 9 September 06 |
The post office av just released a new stamp in the shape of a iros. It's not sellin to well as only 3 of the population know how t lick it properly! :-)
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@numbnut1 | 9 September 06 |
Prostitute shouts across the street 2 a scouser 'Oi fancy a ?'
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@numbnut1 | 9 September 06 |
part 2...... Scouser says.... ' off i dont want any kind of job!'
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@numbnut1 | 9 September 06 |
In a recent survey in2 s & why men like them so much, 6 liked the feelin, 12 liked the excitement & 82 just like the silence! :-)
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@numbnut1 | 9 September 06 |
blood nora! the numba's in the last joke r percentages ok sowi :-)
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@telman | 9 September 06 |
Two old ladies sitting on a bench, a flasher exposed himself to them and runs off. The one old dear has a stroke, but the other couldn't quite reach !
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@daddydan | 15 September 06 |
People say that jimmy nail was asked too sing crocodile shoes at steve irwin's funeral. They were gonna ask sting but thought it was inappropriate!
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