Interviewer to sardar: Batao motor kesy chalti ha ?
Sardar: dhuurrrrrr . . .
Intviewer : Stop it !
Sardar : dhuurrrrrr dhup dhup dhup !

Sardar school me ek black or ek white shoes pehan aya Sir:ghar wapis jao or change kar k aao Sardar:koi faida nahi master Ge ,ghar v 1 kala tay 1 chitta e a..

Sardar 2 Wife:
Suit bara sona
paya a
Wife:
Thnx G
Srdar:
Lipstik v
soni lai a
Wife:
Thnx G
Srdar:
Makup v
sona kita a
Wife:
Thnx G
Srdar:
Sohni fer v ni lagdi..

Pathan: Aaj mri Juma ki Namaz nikl gai,
2nd: Wo kaise?
1st: Imam Sahb boley apny Mobile off krden,me to ghr pr chor kr gya ta jb of kr k aya to jmat nkl gai thi

1 Punjabi paindu performing Umrah,saying dua: Allah tera ghar kitni barkato wala hai, Rahmat wala hai, Aman wala hey, sukoon wala hai Per La La hai

4guys
1 4m HOWARD unv
1 4m OXFORD unv
1 4m TEXAS unv &

a srdar 4m Pujab UNV..
1common que:
wch is d fastst thng in d world?
OXFORD:Light
HOWARD:Thought
TEXAS:Blinking of an eye
SRDAR:Loose Motions Bcz
last night i was lying on my bed
&
b4 i cud
blink,
think,
or turn on d lights,
it was over ..

Girl apne boyfriend ko kehti he
main maa banne wali hon!
Boy: nahiiiiiiiiiii.!
Girl: Abey JAHIL tere bap ne muje propose kia hai main teri maa baniny wali hon

Sardar prays daily for two hours
Vahay Guru meri lottery lagaday.

After 11 yrs Vahay Guru appears &
angrily says,
Ullu day pathay, tu ticket kub layga?

sardar k ghar chor aagaya
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga

sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy agay nikal gya


sardar: hik tay chori utto sady nal recaan

pathan proposing a girl

girl: tamez sy baat karo

pathan: Asalam-0-Alykum
baji kya ap mujh sy shadi farmaen gi

1kabuter ny pathan k uper beet kar di

pathan: ghusay sy
chadi nhi pahanta kia

kabutar: chila kr
tu chadi me karta hai kai

pathan bhot der sy 1 haseen larki ko ghoor raha tha

larki: kia dekh rahe ho?

pathan: hum soch raha tha k agr tum hamara ammi hota to hum b khobsurat hota