Grass Sandwich At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, 'In America, we call this a hug'. She replies, 'Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.' A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, 'In America, we call this a kiss'. She replies, 'Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.' Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have s*x with her, and says, 'In America, we call this a grass sandwich'. She says, 'Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.'