COMPUTERIZED HUSBAND!!!
Husband (Returning late from work): Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in.

Wife : Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found...

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being
funny?

Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are a useless nut.

Husband: By Default.

Wife: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use... Try after some time.

Wife: Who was in the car this morning?

Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.

Wife: Are you going to drink some wine?

Husband: File system is full.

Wife: What is my value in the family?

Husband: Unknown Virus. ;D ;D ;D ;D