V think There is Enuf Time 2Live_But..v Never knw..which moment is Last..so SHARE..CARE..LOVE and celebrate Every Moment..shayad__JINDGI NA MILE DOBARA__

Raam Naam Bolne Se Mann ko Shaanti Milti He_ Jay Hanuman Bolne se Mann ko Shakti Milti Hai_Radhe Radhe Bolne Se Paapon Se Mukti Milti Hai_Lekin_ JAI SHRI KRISHNA_Bolne Se insan ko insan ki Pehchan Milati He_JAY SHRI KRISHNA ..

3 Dosto ki Kahani..
1 GYAN.....
2 DHAN....
or
3 VISVASH.....
Tino Bahut Achhey Dost The
Tino me Pyar Bhi Bahut Tha....
1 Aisa waqt aaya Ke Tino ko juda Hona Pada Tino Ne Ek Dusre Se Sawal Kiye
Ke kon kaha jayega..
GYAN bola--mai Mandir-Masjid,Church-Gurudware or Vidyalaya jaunga. .
DHAN ne kaha--mai Mahal or Amiro Ke Pas jaunga.....

Lekin_____
VISVASH chup Tha Dono Ne Wajah Puchhi To Vishwas Ne Thandi Aah Bhar Ke Kaha--Mai 1 Baar Chala Gaya To Fir
Kabhi Loaut Kar Nahi
Aaunga.......

hum 1 baar jeete hai ,
1 baar marte hai ,
1 baar pyar karte hai ,
shaadi bhi 1 baar hi karenge. .
jab har kaam 1 karte hai to aapko miss
kyu baar baar
karte hai ??
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
door ho jaane se rishte nahi toot-te
naahi sirf paas rehne se rishte jud - te
ye to humare dilo ke pakke bandhan
hai
isliye to hum aapko aur aap hume
nahi bhulte
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Tumse Pyar Karne Ka Hisab Na Aaya
Meri Kisi Bhi Baat Ka Jawab Na Aaya
Hum to Jagte Rahe Raat Bhar Tumhare
Khayalo Me
Aur Tumhe So Kar Bhi Humara Khayal
Na Aaya
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na chupana koi baat dil me ho agar,
rakhna thoda bharosa tum hum par.
hum nibhange pyar ka rishta is kadar,
ki bhulane par bhi na bhula paoge
hume zindagi bhar.
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aankho ki saja tab tak hai
jab tak tera dedar na ho ,
dil ki saja tab tak hai jab tak koi yaar
na ho.
ye zindagi bhi ek saja hai,
jab tak tumse mulakat na ho.
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faslo se intezar badhata hai ,
intezar se pyar badhata hai .
sari zindagi khuda se sajda karo,
tab jake tere jaisa pyara YAAR milta
hai ... !
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pyaar ki andekhi surat ho tum,
kisi ki zindagi ki zarurat ho tum.
khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai
jahan me ,
par mere liye phoolo se bhi zyada
khubsurat ho tum.
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TUMHE MILE APNI HAR MANZIL KA
MUKAM
TUMHE ACHA SATHI MILE TUM JAAO
JAHA
HAMARA RISHTA BHALE HI TUNE TOD
DIYA HO
PAR CHAHA KAR B NA MITA PAOGE
APNE DIL SE MERE PYAR K
NISHAN
NAZRO KA DHOKHA THA YA KISMAT
KA KHEL
PYAR KI IMTEHAN ME HUME KAR DIYA
FAIL
NA JANE KYA GUNAH THA
JO RIHAII K BAAD B JANA PADA JAIL
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jawani k din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke vaar naukile ho gaye .
hum mohabbat ka izhaar karne me
dhile ho gaye,
or isi chakkar me unke haath peele ho
gaye.
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YAADO KA AASMAN AUR BANZAR
ZAMEEN,
APNI TANHAIYO ME TUMHE DHUNDTE
HAI KAHIN .
DUR JAAKAR KUCH DIN BHI NAHI
HUE,
PHIR BHI LAGTA HAI KI EK Aa*se SE
HUM MILE NAHI !
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kashti behti hai kinare ki talash me,
log milte hai pyar ki aas me .
hum milne nahi aa paate aapse to kya
hua,
magar waqt to bitate hai sirf aapki
yaad me .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
log apna bana kar kaise chod dete
hai ,
rishta gairo se kaise jod lete hai .
humse to ek phool bhi nahi toda jata ,
jane kaise log kisi ka dil tod dete hai.
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aakh khule to chehra meri jaan
tumhara ho
aakhe band ho to sapna meri jaan
tumhara ho
me mar bhi jao to gum na ho
par kafan mile to dupatta meri jaan
tumhara ho

Teacher- Water ka chemical
formula kaho ?
Student- H2O +Mgcl +Nacl
+HNo3 +CaCo3
Ca(OH) 2+ SnTnHg+Ni+ Hcl
Teacher- Yeh kya hai ?
Student- Sir, yeh
mun lity ka
Pani hai.

Tear is the silent language
of
pure heart.. when tears
comes with reason
you got some problem but
when tears
come without any reason
you are
missing someoneGd 9t

Ladkiyon Ke saat jhuth :
1. I love you
2. Mein Solah saal ki hoon.
3. You are my first love.
4. No lip kiss.
5. Mujhe sharm aati hai.
6.Dheere -dheere pyar karo.
7. Hey ram mein lut gayi. !

What is a kiss ?
In view of
GEOMETRY :
kiss is the shortest
distance between two lips..
ECONOMICS :
Kiss is the thing for which
DEMAND is always higher
than SUPPLY..
PHYSICS :
Kiss is the process of
charging a human body !
COMPUTER :
Kiss is just like a blue
tooth, in which two bodies
are connect without any
DATA CABLE

Boys are the most busy
generation in the world
1 hand on stearing,
1 hand on gear.
1 ear on music,
1 ear on mobile.
1 eye on road,
1 eye on girls.
Nose on breath
mouth on cigarette .
What a busy nation. .

Dost wo nahi jo apke kaam
aaye,
Dost woh jo aapki t-shirt
maang kar le jaye aur
kabhi na wapas de
Dost wo nahi jo aapko treat
de,
Dost wo hai jo aap ke
Ghar aaye aur kahe aaj
kya paka hai,
Jo bhi paka hai jaldi se
liya
Dost wo nahi jo call kar ke
milne aaye,
Dost wo jo ghar ke samne
aake message
Kare Kaminey bahar aa
Dost wo nahi jo marne mein
aaye,
Dost wo jo kabar par T- shirt
le ke aaye
aur kahe Le nahi chahiye
tera ehsaan chal
uth aur meri

Osamas Favourite Song:
Main Nikla, O Plane Leke,
O Newyourk Me, Ek Mod
Aya,
Main Wtc Tod Aya,
Na Jane Kab Guzra Los
Angeles Kab Washington
Aya,
Main Pentagon Fod Aaya

2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE
HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI
HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
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PADH
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RS.40

Dictionary is the only place
where death comes before
life,
success before work,
but the best part is friends
come before relatives,

Itna kuch khoya ke hame
paana na aaya, pyar kiya to
jatana na aaya. Aagaye pehli hi
nazar me is dil me wo, kasur
hamara tha jo hame unke
dilme samana na aaya

U may be out of my reach,
but not out of my mind,
you may be out of my sight
but not out of my heart,
you may think that I m not
missing you,
but I always do

Love is something that no one
can HATE;
love is a PASSION, we find in
our mate;
Love can happen anytime,
early or late;
love is a medicine without an
expiry date

Do you know the full form of
Mummy ?!!!!!!
M-ma
U-u live
M-many
M-many
Y-years
Forward this scr*p 2 ur
ATLEAST 10 friends including
me
2 make ur parents live long

Have u Ever seen a monkey wrapped in Plastic..? NO..? ok
den search ur purse.? Didnt see..?
Check ur Bag...
I think u Found it.

SEE YOUR ID
CARD
HAHAHAHAHAH ..

jis taraf dekho aapka hi naam
hai
jis taraf dekho aapka hi naam
hai
upar likha hai most wanted
niche 25paise ka inaam hai
(more)

Zindagi hai to khwab hai,
Khwab hai to manzile hai,
Manzile hai to raaste hai,
Raaste hai to fasle hai,
Fasle hai to mushkilein hai,
Mushkilein hai to MAIN
HOON NA