yeahH right . live lyf to da fullest . . ayeahH ;D

whats green and smells of pork?


kermits finger

Maine To Bustop Me Khadi Ldki Se
Sirf Time Pucha Tha..
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Ae Dosto..
Ki Kitne Baje..?
Wo To Sarma Ke Boli
Park Me Thik Subah 9 Bje...:-p

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teachar Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
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Jab Tum Log Bade Hoke Ye Dekoge To Kahoge,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
Or Ye Pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
Pappu Gusse Se Bola:
Or Ye Humari Teachar Hai Jinka Dehant Ho Gya.Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teachar Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
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Jab Tum Log Bade Hoke Ye Dekoge To Kahoge,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
Or Ye Pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
Pappu Gusse Se Bola:
Or Ye Humari Teachar Hai Jinka Dehant Ho Gya.

Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi.
Sabke Pati 1-1 Ghante Roye.
Santa 2 Ghante Roya.

Q?

Qki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

Confidence

Wat Iz Confidence?

A 99 Yrs Old Man Maried With
19yrs Old Girl & Say
Swt Heart Zindagi Bhr Sath Nibhaunga.
That's Confidence..

Dil Ki Dhadkan Hi Ruk Gyi.
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Jb Light Gyi Or Kaam Wali Bai Boli.
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Wot D Hell Is Dis
U Dnt Hv Invortor...:p:p

Teacher: What Is Ur Name...??
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Student: Nisaar
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Teacher: Batao Ki Tum Kaise Paida Hue...??
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Nisaar: Jawani Janeman, Hasin Dilruba,
Mile Jo Dil Jawa,Nisaar Ho Gaya..:p =D :D
Teacher Shocked - Student Rocked:d ;-)

Chuha Hathi Se Bola:
2 Din K Liye Apni Biwi Ki Bra Dena.
Hathi: Has K,
Q Bibi Ko Pehnaega?
Chuha: Nhi Beti Ki Shadi Hai.
Tent Lagana Hai
Ladies Alag/Gents Alag.

14 Se 25 Saal Ki Larki
'Footbal' Ki Tarha Hoti Hai,
1 K Peechay 22 Log Hotay Hain..!
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26 Se 35 Ki Larki 'Criket Ball' Ki Tarha Hoti Hai,
1 K Hath Aati Hai Baki Taali Bajatay Hain..!
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36 Se 45 Saal Ki Aunti 'Table Tenis'
Ki Ball Ki Tarha Hoti Hai,
1 Kehta Hai Tuu Rakh,
Dusra Kehta Hai Tuu Rakh...!!
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Uskay Baad Ki Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai.
Jitni Dooooor Jaye Otna Achaa.