My first date (0)
Ha ha, dis one is a winner. A frnd hoockd m up wit dis guy, ofcoz iv met hm once, nt 2 mention we wer so inluv ova da fon,evry ting was gud untl w wen

Smelly pits (0)
My x bf,y du sum guys tink w appreciat de smely feet n pits,my x wud nt dare buy or use deodorant, nt 2 mentim bath,first bad exprnc,da smel was a tur