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What is the one useless thing, wch is attached to your nose ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT's You ... |
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@cortex | 18 February 09 |
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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ??? 2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON... 1st sardar: Aise nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata. |
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@cortex | 19 February 09 |
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Arz kia hai... Zameen e uthi, Falak pe hhaa gayi... Wah... Wah... Wah... Zameen Se uthi, Falak pe Chaa gayi, Naso Naso hanerii aa gai 
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@cortex | 23 February 09 |
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Aik larka ne apnay Dada ji se poocha:Dada ji! Aap ne mera brush to nahen use kiya? Dada ji hasrat se bolay:Beta mere to daant hi nahen hain |
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@parigul | 24 February 09 |
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sardar english k paper me fail ho gaya coz he did english translationlike: 1.main aam admi nai hun. (i m nt a mango man) 2.sarda aur garma fruit hain. (colda & hota is fruit) 3.muje b english aati ha. (english comes to me also) 4.do aur do brabar chaar. (give and give equal to four)........ |
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@parigul | 24 February 09 |
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Biscuit walay ka LUV LETTER..... Dear MARIE!Today is GOODDAY.I m in GALA land.U have made my life SOOPER. I m the PRINCE of ur heart.I want to buy u BAKERY,so u can give me a TREAT everyday.U have krackjacked my JAM HEART.now i m in 50-50 position.plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.tumhara TIGER. |
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@cortex | 24 February 09 |
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Zindagi mein - Paisa, - Payar, - Dost, Sub aatey hain Jatay hain... Par tootay huay daant wapis nai Aate.. Samajhdar hein umeed hai SMS bhejte rahein gey! |
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@cortex | 24 February 09 |
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1 Sardaar Ji shadi mai bahut der tk kha raha tha Kisi nai pocha kitna khao gay Sardar Ji: mai tu kha kha k thak gaya ho laikn Card mai likha tha Dinner:7pm-10pm |
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@cortex | 24 February 09 |
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Bhoolti nahi mujhe aj bhi wo barsat ki rat FARAZ...! mooli ke parathay kha ker jab us ne mahol badal dia...! 
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@parigul | 26 February 09 |
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WO Aae Hum Dekhte Rahe Wo Muskrae Hum Chup Rahe Wo Bolte Rahe Hum Sunte Rahe Unho Ne kuch Pocha Hm Shant Rahe Jab Wo Jane Lage To Hum Chilae . . . . . . . SIR Attendence To Le Lain |
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@parigul | 26 February 09 |
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Advices for Students 1.Kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagain ge 2.hamesha late class me jao is tara har teacher tume yad rakhe ga 3.Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh k na jao 4.Zyada parhny se time zaya hota ha aur time zaya karna gunah ha 5.kabhi viva na do kuin k bay izat ho k liye howay 2 marks se izzat kay 0 marks achay., |
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@cortex | 27 February 09 |
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
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@parigul | 1 March 09 |
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How desi Proffesor speaks English: 1.Dont dare talk in Front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.take 5cm wire of any length! 4.All of u Stand in a straight circle! 5.Be quiet.....the prin l just passed away! 6.y are u looking at the monkey outside the window when i m here? |
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@cortex | 1 March 09 |
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Very funny  |
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@cortex | 2 March 09 |
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Nokrani:malkin aap udas q hain? malkin: tumhare saab apni office ki kisi larki se pyar krte hain. Nokrani: naheeeeeeeee! sahab muje dhoka nahi de sakte!! |
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@cortex | 11 March 09 |
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Ustad: Beta tawanai (energy) se kiya muraad hay? ird: Jis taway par naai (barber) betha ho usko tawanaai kehtay hain |
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@parigul | 20 March 09 |
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Ab Faraz ki Poems choti classes mein parhai jaen gi Baby baby yes Faraz Eating sugar no Faraz Telling lie no Faraz Open ur mouth Faraz Faraz Faraz |
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@parigul | 20 March 09 |
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Agar aap Gul Ahmed k kaprey pehnien ge,tou: . . . . . . . . . . ZARA SOCHIYE! * * % GUL AHMED KYA PEHNEY GA??? |
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@cortex | 20 March 09 |
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Keep it up, parigul. 
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@cortex | 20 March 09 |
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Log to hamari jaan k itne dushman huay FARAZ K Bathroom k Lotay mein koi lal mirchein daal gaya. |
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@cortex | 28 March 09 |
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Pappu k ghar guest a gaey Maa ne kaha Jao beta ja k MehMano k liay kuch le k ao Pappu bahar gaya aur RAKSHA le aya. |
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