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Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
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Im so CUTE

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam

Where r u Shamma.

m ere

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a d*mn ?
I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory...

Aik miraci ne chaudhary se uss ki daughter ka rishta maanga. Chaudhary ko bohout ghussa aaya aur miraci ki khoob pitayi ki. Jab chaudhary mar mar kar thak chuka tu miraci kappray jharta hua utha aur chaudhary se poocha k phir mein aap ki taraf se naa samjhoun?

Tereay husn ki kia taareef karoo?
Tera bander jaisa mu.
Tere zulfo ki kia taareef karoo?
Teray ek ek baal pe joon.