A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind driver and start yelling,if my dad was a bull and my mom a cow i'd be a lil bull. The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,who continues with if my dad was an elephant and my mother a lady elephent i'd be a baby elephant. the kid goes with the several animals untill the driver and yells at the kid what if your dad was a gay and your mom was a prostitute?! THE KID SMILES AND SAYS,I WOULD BE A 'BUS DRIVER.'

A loving husband had 'I LOVE U' tattoed on his d*ck. When he got home,he showed to his wife. She said,'there you again ,trying to put words in my mouth!'

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
PEPSODENT
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING! :)

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied NO Never!!

Boy said to girl :
'see i told you not to worry!!!!' :)

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study :)

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
s*cked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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blood MOSQUITO !!!! :)

good jokes buddies

Never Drink Unboiled Water
Becos Fish have s*x in Water
Without Wearing Condom
Pass this sms 2all ur friends 2prevent HIV - Just Joking....

now ur turn..

The World's thinnest book is published. titled....
WHAT A WOMAN WANTS.




It has only one page containing with only one word,

EVERYTHING

beta maa ke breast ki taraf isharay krta howa bola:- mom ye kiya ha? maa boli:- beta ye ghubaray han. beta bola:- mom humari nukrani ke ghubaray ap se ziada bara kiu han? maa boli:- tum ne uska ghubaray kab dekh liye? beta bola:- jub papa muh laga ke uska ghubarao ma hawa bhr raha tha.

Dosto apna meh ko kabhi chand na kehna. kiu ke suna ha us pe bhi 2, 4, admi char chuka han.

Daku larki ka rape kr raha tha.. rape krta krta wo bola:-ab tumhara boyfriend kaha ha? larki boli:- tum kam jari rakho wo beqairat is waqt ye sms parh raha ha.

@armaaansx... I alwayz drink unboiled chill water...

As i knw only English, I cant comment abt Hindi jokes. Moderators see if d jokes r not hurting othrz or violating our rules. If they much vulgar plz edit the post as DELETED for violating RULES.

oh jenny u shud drink boil na..

I DNT LIKE BOILED WATER..

2 galz were taking bath, de other gal asked why she had no pubic hair in response she said busy grounds does not grow grass

Jab Raat ko
Baccha Nahi

Sota To Uski

Maa kya kehti

Hai?

?





SoJa Beta SoJa..





Warna,

Dusra

Baccha kaise

Hoga?

mother changed da dress, son look her , and says: mama what is this? mother says: this is parking, son says: mama i use this space in my car parking? mother says: oh no my son, this parking reserved to only ur papa truck.

The v*gina is the world's best rehabilatation/correction center,even the most violent and aggresive comes out humbled,head down and reduced size.