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add aduLT jokes-poems-PLZ IF U R under 18..Dont EnTeR and its for fun only IF u dont Like this topic Then do not Visit here |
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
Adult jokes just 4LauF LoudLy n if u dnt Like tis Topic PLz dnt Enter...inn...Thnx..
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet! |
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me s*ck you, dont feel shy |
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his di*k n showed it to his wife. She replied: This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl_On their first night both were crying -Why ? Reason-Because she didn't know anything..and he had forgotten everything..! ![]() ![]() |
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
Wife, stark naked, stands on her head in bed...Husband: What the hell are you doing ? Wife: I figured if you can't get it up, you could surely drop it in.......
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
Son-mom,aap roz papa pe chadh k jump Q karti ho? Mom-papa k pet ki hawa nikalne k liye Son-kya fayda kamwali papa ki pant khol k muh se fir hawa bhar deti hai.hahahahaha
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
s*x is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out s*x, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.... |
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
Virginity is like a balloon, one and it's gone forever!
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
Salesgirl: Sorry sir you can't smoke here. Customer: But I bought Cigarets from your store! Girl: We sell condoms also it doesn't mean you start ing here. * |
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
Condom says to whisper-'Every month u stop my business for 1 week.' Whisper replies-'Ahh, if u make mistake 1 time, I lose my business for 9 months.'... |
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
PATNI: Aapka Lund To Mobile Jesa he...PATI:Kiyo Bahut Vibrate karta he? PATNI:Nahi Under jate hi Aapna Network khodeta he..
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@vivek_v | 28 July 09 |
Ladke wale: Ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai- uuper se 15000 kamata hai. Ladki wale :Ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se kamati hai. |
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