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Ek bar sandy bhai ne apne girlfriend ko phone kiya toh us k 10 saal ke bhai ne phone uthaya. Ladka: Hello bachche, zara apne didi ko phone dena please. Bachcha: Aap ka kya naam bataun didi ko? sandy : Apne didi se kaho ki unki Jaan-E-Man ka phoone hai. Jawab mein bachchey ne jo kaha us ko sun kar bechaara sandy bhai behosh ho gaya. Bachhe ne badi masumiyat se kaha: Lekin is mobile pe toh 'recharge wale bhaiya' Likha hua aa raha hai. |
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@deepak435 | 17 August 14 |
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Banta ki biwi kaafi bimar thi aur hospital mein admit thi. Doctors ne 1 week tak uska check-up kiya, sab tests kiye. Saari reports aane ke baad ek senior doctor ne Banta ko bulaya aur kaha: Banta ji ek baat batani hai apko. Banta: Ji doctor saaba, kahiye. Doctor: We are sorry Banta ji, apki biwi jyada se jyada 1-2 months ki mehman hai... Banta: Docor saab, ismein sorry waali kya baat hai? Jahan itna time nikaal diya, gujar jayenge ye 1-2 mahine bhi jais-taise. |
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@zeena | 17 August 14 |
 sandwich ....mast joke khadus baingan ji(up)
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@zeena | 17 August 14 |
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banta rocks doctor shocks
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@deepak435 | 17 August 14 |
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Girl :- Koun Ho Tum ? kunal -- Hasrat Tumhari.. Girl :- Dekhte Kya Ho ? kunal - Surat Tumhari.. Girl :- Karte Kya Ho ? kunal:- Pooja Tumhari.. Girl :- Kafir Ho Kya ? kunal - Samajh Tumhaari.. Girl :- Chahte Kya Ho ? kunal :- Mohabbat Tumhari.. Girl :- Pachtayoge Tum ? kunal :- Kismat Humari.. Girl :- Shadi Shuda Hu Mein ! kunal -- Pahle Bata Deti Manhoos Naari... |
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@zeena | 17 August 14 |
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hahaah
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@deepak435 | 17 August 14 |
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zeena ji or unke hubby Wife calls to her husband :=Window ka lock ni khul rha hai... Husbnd := aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr daal do... Wife := Kya us se lock khul jaega? Husbnd := Try to kro . . . After15 mints Husband calls wife Tum ne try kia? Wife:= Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off ho gaya hai Husbnd:= Jahil Aurat Window to batati konsi hai... hhahaha |
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@zeena | 17 August 14 |
 hubby shocked n me rocked :) wah wah ...
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@deepak435 | 17 August 14 |
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Height of customer service: firdows - Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga? Clerk - 3 din me. firdows - Dono bank amne-samne hai fir b itna samay Q ? Clerk - Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na. Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ? firdows behosht |
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@deepak435 | 17 August 14 |
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are aap to jaha v jaoge wahi rock kroge zeena ji hahahaa
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@zeena | 17 August 14 |
 firdu
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@zeena | 17 August 14 |
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vo kaise deepak ji 
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@sandy4u | 17 August 14 |
 lol lol lol.. mast lapeta he sabko..
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@sandy4u | 17 August 14 |
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Deepak ji.. aap really topic king ho..
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@deepak435 | 17 August 14 |
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are ab hm aapko kya bataye aap khud hi jante ho zeenaji
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@deepak435 | 17 August 14 |
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sandy bhai ji king hm kaga yaha grp me queen hai zeena ji hm to bs yha ki ek chhoti si janta me ek prja hai hahaha |
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@deepak435 | 18 August 14 |
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haha
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@sajan000 | 18 August 14 |
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Mast jokes bhai ji
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@deepak435 | 18 August 14 |
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shukriya bhai ji shukriya
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@sajan000 | 18 August 14 |
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Acha hua in jokes me mai Bach gya lolx x xx
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@deepak435 | 18 August 14 |
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ye to trailer hai dhamake abhi baki hai mere dost hahhhaha
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