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ohh yea dis corner is jst for some jokes or some laf dat u wud wanna share so go ahead frnds spread de smile cos its de longest word in english oh ohh dnt think so hard its simple its got a Mile init... |
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@xtash | 31 October 09 |
twinkle twinkle little star u r chanda i am star nyt is meant for sleeping yaar so take ur takiya n so ja yaar :) :) :)
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@xtash | 31 October 09 |
which is dat one thng which only alone Raavan cud do n not Rama hmmm hmmm think yaar ohh its a pj so simple and answer is Group Discussion hehehe
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@xtash | 31 October 09 |
a lil naughty one fr guys lol officer to a lady at beach - Madam swimming is prohibitted here. Lady - Officer why dint u tel me dis wen i ws removing ma clothes! Officer - Well dats not Prohibitted... ;) lmao
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
Unlike others, ur brains hv 2 sides the left side & the right side. The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it :):):) Just Think Hard about it
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@xtash | 31 October 09 |
wat is swine flu - S Sweet W wine IN de E evening wit a F frnd L lyk U! Nyc disease na Swine Flu
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
Bijli + Badal = Savan aaya. Baraat + Baja = Dulha aaya. Phool + Nazare = Basant aaya. Aap + Aapki hasi = Bhago bhoot aaya.
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@xtash | 31 October 09 |
one day a sardar saw a dream Next day he went and closed his ICICI Bank account Arre ask why uff dnt think so hard its Jst dat Icici bank slogan is *we make ur dreams come true* lol
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@xtash | 31 October 09 |
Today I read in de newspaper dat if we msg our frnds den we are pro ne to heart disease so its gonna be closed frm today itself hey hey wait but wat u thot eh i meant de Newspaper yaar
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
Positive thinking poem: Little bird in the sky. Dropping s**t into ur eye. U dont worry u dont cry. U just thank God that cows dont fly!
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
why didn't u told me earlier that u are HIV positive...... don't be afraid.... u are so sweet that u hav e (H)oney (I)n (V)eins |
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
Sardar library mein 2-3 ghante book padke bola SO BORING, so many characters but no story. Den librarian says, Sardarji dis is phone directory. ![]() |
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
An ass, behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation.?? Sardar teaching his son the spelling of assassination Ass-ass-i-nation |
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
Latest rhymes in school Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to Royal Bar, Quarter rates are up so high, So, drink beer with chicken fry. |
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
How can a Sardar kill a lion..?? Sardar thinks & thinks hard.. Comes 2 a conclusion i'll drink POISON.. And let the Lion eat me and die.
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
Do bache jungle me poty kr rahe the. Achanak lion aa gya 1st-tu dr raha hai? 2nd-main nahi darta. 1st-to sale apni dho meri Kyon dho raha hai.
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
Srdr:What is the guarnty 4 dis mirror? Shopkeeper:Put downfrm 100ft of height, d miror will not brek till d 99th feet. Srdr:Wow! Then pack it. ![]() |
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
Dost bole to Bhai Bhai bole to MunnaBhai MunnaBhai bole to MBBS MBBS bole to Dr. Dr. bole toh kya bole chal Chaddhi utaar injection lagane ka. |
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
AMERICAN :- Hamare yaha war ho gaya! SANTA :- Hamare INDIA mein to roz war hota hai. AMERICAN :- Wo kaise? SANTA :- SOMWAR, MANGALWAR, BUDHWAR. |
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@shail_86 | 31 October 09 |
Ab tak meri life 1 khuli botal thi, Jisse sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha, Par aap ke aane se sab kuchh ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa Dhakkan sabko mile. ![]() |
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