IF ALL ELSE FAILS STP USING ALL ELSE

GOD MADE MAN 2 EARN MONEY
GOD MADE WOMAN 2 SPEND MAN'S MONEY

God made man,man made money&money made man mad.

behind every successful man dere z a woman
n
behind evry unsuccessful man dere r two

like

smile and the world smiles with u
weep n u hv 2 blow ur nose

DONT BITE THE HAND WHICH LUKS DIRTY

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

If you ask me anything I dont know, Im not going to answer.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Steven Weinberg

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Everybody lies, but it doesnt matter since nobody listens.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.

I didnt fall. The floor just needed a hug.

Graduation Speech:
Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.