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What do u call a 30 stone glasgow prostitute? ...... A weighty ! |
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@gbird38 | 3 December 09 |
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2 men are at the opposite side of the world but are thinkin the exact same thing. 1 is walking a tightrope between 2 skyscr*pers the other having a from an 85yr old woman. What are they both thinking? ................... Dont look down!
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@gbird38 | 3 December 09 |
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Whats a 9v battery and a womans a*sehole got in common? .... You know its wrong but eventually ur gonna touch it with ur tongue!
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@gbird38 | 3 December 09 |
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Whats the difference between marmalade and jam? ...... U cant marmalade ur up ur girlfriends a*se!
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@gbird38 | 3 December 09 |
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Pml the next 1 is ma fave
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@gbird38 | 3 December 09 |
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2 mexicans lost in the desert, thirsty & hungry ... They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon, smoked, crispy, juicy bacon ... 'hey pepe' says the 1st mexican, 'ees a bacon tree, we r saved!' then he runs to the tree. As he gets within 5ft of it hes gunned down in a hail of bullets. 2nd mexican shouts 'pepe, wat appended?' with his last breath pepe shouts 'run amigo, ees not a bacon tree, ees a Ham bush!'
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@gbird38 | 3 December 09 |
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A dad takes his kids to the zoo. When they get inside theres just 1 cage with 1 small dog sitting inside it. He storms to the office to complain 'u call this a zoo?! Its just 1 ing dog in a cage!'. The ticket seller calmly replies 'thats right sir. Its a s**tzhu'
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@lileggo | 10 December 09 |
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2 bits of tarmac are talkin in a pub when in walks a red bit of tarmac.. the 1st bit of tarmac says to the 2nd..u best watch that red tarmac hes nuts... hes a cycle path... (psycopath)
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@gbird38 | 10 December 09 |
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A koala bear picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times, s her n all over her t*ts n she loves it. The finish n the hooker asks him for money. The koala just shrugs. The hooker grabs a dictionary, looks up the word hooker n shows him. It says 'gets paid for s*x'. The koala grabs the book, looks up the word koala n shows her. It says 'eats bush, shoots and leaves'
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@lileggo | 11 December 09 |
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young guys mad bout tractors n stuff he got posters up on his wall n stuff.. one day he goes to a show wi tractors he climbs up on one n a farmer spots him n gives him a row so the boy jumps off n runs home cryin he rips down all the posters...really upset yrs pass n hes in the pub wi his mates but its all smoky they tell him come on lets go its too smoky but he says wait...then s*cks all the smoke with one breath they say how did u manage to do that? he says easy... i was an ex tractor fan |
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