Btw,sijawahi jua.wbu?

Imagine one crazy afternoon i almost killd myself; my new brandy shoe iliingia kwa kisima n the way i was afraid of mum i decided to slide inside to get it. The blunder is that i waz too excited to fasten myself enough with the rope so as i waz stepping on the walls i steppd weak spot n slid hadi ndani, landing in the water with my head_wat a dive! If it wasnt 4 the rope that caught my legs then i woud have drowned not to see earth again. I used the rope to climb bak to the surface, got minor injuries bt no one noticed. U r the first to know bwt this though twaz 6yrs ago

Wah!ka ungedie singejua m2 anaitwa Fulu.sims God lurvs me cz i wuld b short of one frend

Actually God loves u twice coz u would be short of a 'u-know-wat'

Haha!!nkt!

I think tha cwaziest ting av don is fyt a boy wen i waz in ryma.yea,one of my worst experiences

Hah i bet u went home with servere backache, lakini u galz dunno to fight; i know ur teeth did him justice, eh maze u chiqs are aces at biting

Hahaha..kumbe we ni conje..hebu throw a punch.. alikuwa red aka hurt

Nilimnyonga mtoto wa wenyewe akashindwa kubreathe buh nilipigwa blow.i stil rem it 2 date.gues who my hero waz??siwezi washo.lolzz!

Your hero? si ilikuwa mguu niponye. Najua ulikimbia kama hussein boltz

Obvious ni usain bolt..i can c u run mpaka unawacha mguu wa mbele nyuma..wah...naelewa afta kunyongana u wea gaspin 4 air..

Sa mnanienjoy insted of sympathisin wit me.u ppo r bad kwanza we Lys