Dear___. Your call this afternoon was flattering.I'm glad you thought last night was the best night of your life but I hate to burst your bubble;it certainly wasn't mine.While you have been replaying the scenario in your mind in eager anti tion of future rendezvous,I have spent the day:'[a) regretting every moment b) changing my phone number c) trying to enter the witness protection program]'Your whining about lost loves,rejection,and heartbreak made me feel sorry for you.Thus,the s*x we engaged in was:'[a) an act of mercy b) an act of stupidity c) a result of forgetting to take my medication d) all of the above, i.e., a PITY and nothing more.]'Someone as pathetic as you should really try:'[a) a good the b) Dr. Phill c) a tight noose and a tall ladder]'Do me a favor and forget you ever met me, All the love you thought you had, _____