Tuetion sir: .abey gadhe home work kxo nahi karta hai tu..... new age student:..tameez se baat kar saale custmer se aise baat karte hain kya

Once einstien was reading in class..a scorpion bit his hand but he read with concetraition. when the teacher asked him..he said that scorpion had bite him on his hand not on his mind.so he didnt lose his concetraition.. dear find this is wat v call.... over acting!! Plz dnt try this at collage:)

Fantastic reply for people who lectures u...dnt tel me how to live my life.cos when death comes its me who has to die

3 rules of coleg .. 1. B quiet in clas coz others sleep... 2. Dont 4 get 2 cary ur bag coz it act as a pilow. ...3. Keep campus clean so b absent

Boy-Chalogi Girl-Kaha.? Boy-Jaha Tum Kaho ... Girl-Police Station Chalte Hai, Boy-Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta...

Wakeel Mama..bhanje tumara pura naam kya hai..bhanja-naam mein kya rakha hai.....mama. Beta theek hai main wasiyat mein guddi ka naam likhwa deta hu

apne dant bachaane k 3 tarike..
1.subha sham brush karo.
2.choclate mat khao.
3. Mujhse panga mat lena warna ek bhi nai bachega

special yoga for highly stressed studets..
sit on ur chair.
bend ur head back.
close ur eyes slowly.
copletlely relax and say.
[hehe] bhad main jaye degree

..hahaha

once in a lyf
someone breaks ur heart and if u stil feel 2 hold that person with every broken piece...
that amazing pain is called

. .over acting[funny]

You dont v study d whole year and study only during xms??

..coz lehro ka sukun sabhi ko pasand hai lekin.tufaano mein kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai

Ranchordas-.ek over mein kitni ball feki jati hai?
virus-.6 ball
.ranchordas-.galat jawab..ek over mein ek he ball 6 bar feki jati ho..beta kabil bano ratne se kuch nahi hoga

Band clinic k aage lambi line thi.santa bar bar line main ghusta log usey pakad k piche phek dete..
santa:- lagre raho saalo mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga

Love Story..!

Last friday me us k drwaze pr gaya wo seeriyon pr ai.
Me usy dekh rha thaUs ne b mjhe dekha,
mene himmat ki Or ishaarey se aahista se kaha,
CHANDA
Wo muskurai,
me khush hogaya.
Wo gate pr aai Phir us ne 10 rupay mere hath pe rakh dye.
Mene herat se pucha,
Ye kya?
Wo boli,
Chandaaaa......
hahaha

Mila wo ik din
Bujha Bujha sa
Udasiyon main Racha basa sa
Jo main ne pochaUdas q ho?
Tm itny gum sum batao q ho?
Jhuka k palken Chupa k chehra,
galay lipt kr sisak sisak kr,
Gham o alam ki ruton main jal kr
LGA wo kehnay:..
Yar20 rupe ka load krwaya tha,
kise aur k number par chala gya :

Pathan:Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do.

BV:Aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai hi nahi,
pankha chala diya to mombatti bujh jaye gI...

HEIGHT OF LITERACY

Maalkin:
Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani:
Baji,
maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k''
Going to gaaon for 3 days''
apke husband ne to comment b kia tha k''
Hv a safe trip,
come soon Poli..
Miss you''

1 Bus main Baba jee ka Paon Lrki k Paon Pr Parr gya'
Baba jee: Sorry'
Lrki:Shut-Up.
Phir 1 HandSum Larkay ka Paon Lrki k Paon Pr Parr gya'Lrka:
Sorry' Lrki (with Smile): it's O.k' No-Problem.
Baba jee Jal kr Bolay:Na' Kaaki...'
Mery SORRY Day 'Spelling' Ghalat Si..?

Judge:Tumhra Jurm Sabat hota hai,Kal Subah Tumko Phaansi pay Latkaya jay gaa




PATHAN:!!!!!Woh tou theak hai Lekin Uttaara Kab jaye gaa Hum ne Shaam ko Raksha b chalaana hota hai...:-)