V funny leave applications
, Bangalore: An employee
applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to
sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week
leave.
This is from Oracle Bangalore:
2
From an employee who was
performing the mundan
ceremony of his 10 year old son:
as I want to shave my son's head,
please leave me for two days..
3Another gem from CDAC. Leave-
letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's
wedding:
as I am marrying my daughter,
please grant a week's leave..
4 From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired
and I am only one responsible for
it, please grant me 10 days leave.
5Another employee applied for half
day leave as follows:
Since I've to go to the cremation
ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day
casual leave
6An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please
declare one-day holiday.
7A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I
am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today
8Another leave letter written to the
headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please
grant me leave for the day.
Covering note:
I am enclosed herewith...
Another one:
Dear Sir: with reference to the
above, please refer to my below...
Actual letter written for application
of leave:
My wife is suffering from sickness
and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave.
Letter writing:-
I am well here and hope you are
also in the same well.
A candidate's job application:
This has reference to your
adverti t calling for a ' Typist
and an Accountant - Male or
Female'... As I am both(!! )for the
past several years and I can handle
both with good experience, I am
applying for the post
hahahaha