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SARDAR : SHIRT KE LIYE KOI ACHA SA KAPRA DIKHA DO SALES MAN : PLAIN ME DIKHA DU. SARDAR : ABAY HAWAI JAHAZ ME JANE KI KYA JARUR HAI, YAHI DIKHA DO,. |
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@aarav007 | 10 July 10 |
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PATNI : UTTHO RAAT KE 2 BAJE HAI, PATI : ITNI RAAT KO KYU UTHAYA, PATNI : AAPNE NEEND KI GOLI NAHI LI..... |
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@1ashish1 | 12 July 10 |
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judge : why did u hit ur husbnd by a chair? lady: cause i c0udnt lift d table.. (frog_laugh) |
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@1ashish1 | 14 July 10 |
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D0CT0R: apki kidney fail h0 chuki hai. SANTA: 0ye meri kbi xam me baithi hi nhi t0 fail kaise h0 gai.. B0L0 TARA RARA |
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@kush | 14 July 10 |
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Santa ne apni Biwi ko dost ke sath dekh dost ko goli maar di.to Wife boli apne guse pe kabu rakho varna 1 din sare dosto se hath dho bethoge.
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@kush | 14 July 10 |
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Happy Sing orders pizza.Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?Happy: 4 hi karde..8 khaye nahi jayenge
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@aarav007 | 14 July 10 |
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padosi: yaar tere ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaz aati hai. Khushi ka raaz kya hai? Husband:meri BIWI muje jute marti hai. Lag gaya to wo hasti hai. Aur na lage to mai hasta hu....... |
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@aarav007 | 14 July 10 |
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sardar calls wife - ghar nahi aa sakta, car ki steering, gear, break sab koi chori ho gaye. After 1 hours, he call aa raha hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gaya tha..... |
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@aarav007 | 14 July 10 |
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sharma - england ke club me chala gaya waha jake bahot dance karne ke baad O yaara koi humko ye to bataye ki ye SHADI kis ki hai....... |
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@aarav007 | 14 July 10 |
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santa's wife - aap mujhe pyar nahi karte... Santa - apne 9 bacho ko dekhte huye kehta hai. Toye kya mene net se download kiye hai......... |
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@aarav007 | 14 July 10 |
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rich man : Aaj mere paas 14 car, 18 bikes, 4 bu*nglow, 3 farmhouse hai. TUMARE paas kya hai. POOR man - Mere pas beta hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jiske GF teri beti hai..... |
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@1ashish1 | 15 July 10 |
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damad ji sasural gaye Ga0n wal0 se pucha: yaha k0i enj0y krne wali cheez hai kya? Ga0n wale: ek thi, v0 bi aap le gye* |
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@1ashish1 | 18 July 10 |
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WIFE: kitne m0te h0 gye h0? PATI: tum bi t0 m0ti h0 gai h0 WIFE: mai ma bnne wali hu PATI: Mai bi bap bnne wala hu..* |
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@syam25 | 19 July 10 |
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Biwi Nind Me ZorSe Chillai Jaldi Utho Mere PATI Aagaye Santa Utha KhidkiSe Kud Gaya Tang Tut Gayi Fir Use Khayal Aya-Mai To UsiKa Pati Hu |
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@syam25 | 19 July 10 |
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Ldy1-Mujhe apne husband ko b'day par kya gift dena chahiye?+ Ldy2-Raat k 12baje ghodi wala pose bna kr kehna-Jahampanah, tusi great ho. tofa kabul kAro.. :) |
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@syam25 | 19 July 10 |
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Ek Sadhu ek gali se ja raha tha ki 1Bra* uspe giri Sadhu-Wah,Re Prabhu,teri kaisi leela, Aam koi or Choos raha hai or chhilke hm pe fenk raha hai.. |
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@syam25 | 19 July 10 |
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Your Girlfriend is your right hand. But if yoU don't have Girlfriend... Your RIGHT HAND is your Girlfriend.! Baaki samajdaar ko ishaara hi kaafi hai. |
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@syam25 | 19 July 10 |
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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi. |
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@syam25 | 19 July 10 |
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Saas aur bahu ke beech baat kyun nahin banti??? Kyunki jis bete ko chaddi pehenana sikhane me 5 saal lagte hai, wo chaddi bahu sirf 5 secs me utarwa deti hai... |
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@syam25 | 19 July 10 |
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Jab girlfriend msg kare to Kabi ye mat socho ki apki girlfreind ne apko kitna romntic msg bheja he. Hamsha socho sala use kisne bheja hoga .JAGO AASHIQO JAGO |
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