I aint seen gaga in her meaty mahem yet but id imagine it would be as gross as lady tata in stockings and suspenders some s**t just aint right

Whats with all the pope coverage on tv...Catholics clambering everywhere.....They should save time trying to glimpse the pope. Their own parents live much closer and are just as hmophobic and out of touch

The Pope is protected by Swiss Army guards, they're not the toughest but they do have an attachment for getting stones out of horses hooves.

Pope Benedict. Yes, but it's who he dict that I'm worried about

The Pope is head of the Catholic Church, the Queen, the Church of England, but which one's best? There's only one way to find out... FIGHT! (I want Harry Hill's job)

People have been charged 25quid to see 83yr old Pope Benedict XVI. That's just money for old pope (i will stop with the s**t pope puns now)

After hearing George Michael was to make a bid for Freedom, prison staff questioned why he'd go looking on eBay for his own songs

i have bin t rome. And wen there we went t the vatican. U mention the swiss army. Did u no their uniform resembles a jesters outfit? Really scary! It was designed by a famous artist, i can't remember who, but he must've had a sense of humour!