Funny Hindi SMS

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge

Mat Karo Pyar Kisi Se Phoolon Ki Taraha
Phool To Pal Mein Murjha Jaate Hain
Pyar Karo To Karo Kaaton Ki Taraha
Jo Chubhne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aate Hain

Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu
Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?

Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka.

The pain of losing a lover
is nothing when compared
to the pain
that is felt when
KFC chicken bucket
falls down while eating..
Really sad..

Kya aap Anna Hazaare ke saath hain?

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Santa replies Nahi main ghar pe hu
Kuch kaam tha kya !?

Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho ?
Maalik : Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina (mirror) Hai

Namskaar Thaakur Saahab!
koi bhool hui kya humse Saahab?

An as* With Mass Is A Class!!

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun,
chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun.

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya ..

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts
her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already. The little boy says, Dark in here. The man says, Yes, it
is. Boy - I have a baseball. Man - That's nice. Boy - Want to buy
it? Man - No, thanks. Boy - My dad's outside. Man - OK, how much?
Boy - USD250

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together. Boy - Dark in here. Man - Yes, it is. Boy - I
have a baseball glove. The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
How much? Boy - USD750 Man - Sold.

A few days later, the father says to the boy, Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove. The father asks, How much did you sell them for?
Boy -USD1,000 The father says, That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess. They go to the church and the father
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, Dark in here. The priest says, Don't start that s**t
again, you're in my closet now.

A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was the biggest in the world and sold everything under the sun.


Have you ever been a salesman before? the boss asked during his interview.


Yes, I was a salesman in Texas, the lad answered.


The boss took an immediate liking to him and told him he could start the next day. I'll come and see how you made out after we close up,
the boss said.


The day was long and hard for the young man, but finally it was 5 o'clock. The boss closed up the store and found the lad sitting, slumped and exhausted, in a chair. How many sales did you make today? the boss asked.


One, said the lad.


One? said the boss, obviously displeased. Most of the sales people on my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?


Exactly USD101,334.53, said the young man.


How did you manage that? asked the boss, flabbergasted.


Well, said the lad, this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and finally a really large hook. Then
I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one, and huge one. I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said he was going down the
coast. I said he'd probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that fancy 22-foot Chris Craft with twin engines. Then he said his Honda Civic probably wouldn't be able to handle the load, so I took him to the vehicle department and sold him
a new GMC 1-ton pickup truck.


You sold all that to guy who came in for a fish hook? the boss asked in astonishment.


He didn't come in to buy a fish hook, the Texas boy explained. He came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot. You might as well go fishing.'

nice jokes dear..

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain..

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