Ye waqt lamhe gujar jayege. jidgi me kuch khokar kuch paoge, aaj hum kareeb hai kal door ho jayenge, par vada raha roj apki yado main jarur aayege...

Pyar Duniya Ki Sbse Badi Chij Hai,
Dost Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Doulat Hai,
Hum Itne Nasibdar Hai Ki Hamare Pas Dono Chij He,Dost Bhi Or Us Dost Ka Pyar Bhi.!

Very nice topic mohsin. . .i'll add some shayris.

Khushiyo ka sansar lekar aayenge,
Patzad me bhi bahar lekar aayenge,
Jab bhi aap pukaroge pyaar se hame,
Jindagi se sanse udhar lekar ayenge .

Sharabi Pati darwaja Kholo,
Wife Ne Darwaja Khola.
Pati:Tu Kaun He?
Wife:Aila Mujhko Hi Bhul Gaya!
Pati:Nasha Hr Gum Bhula Deta Hai BEHAN.

Hi im nw here.Nice.

Ap mere ghar EID p zarur aana

Hum Apko

coldrink
matar paneer
pizza
custard
gulab jamun
coffee
icecream


Se hone wale NUKSAN k bare me btayenge

very funny. . . .

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer
for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your
notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but
we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware
vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down
button.

3. There is a b*tton start but there is no stop b*tton. We request
you to check this.

4. We find there is Run in the menu. One of my friend clicked run
has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to sit, so
that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any re-scooter available in system? As I find
only re-cycle, but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is Find b*tton but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this find,
but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my mouse from
CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning
HEARTS (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect
ur money.

9. My child learnt Microsoft word now he wants to learn Microsoft
sentence, so when u will provide that?

10. Please congirm about exit b*tton because here is only Enter no exit

ha ha ha. . . Very funny

Santa travelling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket to next station.
Y?
Y?
Doctor told him to avoid long journey...!

Chai k cup se udte dhue me aapki tasvir nazar aati he, kambakht inhi khaylo me kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati he.

Santa ko uski girl friend ka msg aaya: I MISS YOU
Santa ne msg padha aur bahut sochne ke bad reply me likha:
I MR. YOU

Einstein: Relativity kya hai?
Apni dadi ki saath 1min bitao, lagta he 1hr ho gaya. Sundar ladki ke saath 1hr bitao, lagta he 1min hi hua he.

When a Girl Takes Care of A Boy,
Boy Thinks its Love, But its Frndshp.
When A Boy Takes Care of a Girl,
Girl Thinks its Frndshp But its .

Santa- Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati.
Dr- Kyo?
Santa- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu Fir Thak Kar So JatA HU. . . . .

'GIRL' asked: Who is beautiful,me or moon?
Best answer given by boy :I don't know..bt when I see U I 4get d moon
& wen I see the moon I remember U........G.m

Can U Read it fast :-
they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my
Are bolana khulle nahi he ...
Hahahahaha my buddies

Ganesh k pet jitni aapki khushi ho, Unke chuhe jitna chota gum ho, Unki sund ki tarah lambi zindagi ho Aur Har din laddu jaise sweet ho.