single... (16)
Is starting to think there is not a guy out there that is Brave enough to take me on. Guess I'm just to much to handle ;) Your welcome to try though

random... (0)
- when there aint no place t hide, were u gna go - lose the game - & the way it is now, is the way its gna stay - you will be one

teenage....... (0)
-wanna make things right.. but they soon turn wrong! - you never know were the story ends. - thats how live's get messed up. - pe

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it aint easy to be a teenager.. i should knw it puts ur life in danger x

song part... (0)
so wat u gna do whn ppl h8 u, ca-you be-you dont like you, cant run away cz thy will find you.. prayin for answer's, wot u gna do? make decisions, wer

206 bones.... [32]
There's 206 bones in the human body. Wanna make it 207?! ;p xx

dares u.... (0)
dares you to tell her what you really think of her...

what wld u ask me? (0)
if only for one day, i couldn't say no.. what would you ask me?

What would u do? (0)
If Roxane happens 2 be ur gf, what would u do?

fact... (0)
It is a known FACT that you cannot LICK your Elbow!!! I have a feeling you are now attempting this lol x

wonder............. (0)
wonders exactly what was the person who found milk, really doing to the cow before hand?

i no, u no lol x (0)
I no u no and u no i no, and i no i no and u no u no so we all no who nos but u no that i no that u and i both no and i no that u no that both of us n

kisses.... (0)
Kisses blown are kisses wasted,kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted kisses spread germs and germs are hated but you can kiss me baby I'm vaccina

something long n hard into... (0)
Guess what I'm doing now... I'm putting something long and hard into something warm and wet and its very satisfying.. i love dunking bourbons in my te

wish u were my homwork... (0)
really wishes u were my homework...I'd throw u on the table n do you all nite :p xx

''have a sec?'' (0)
Pro Tip: If someone asks you if you have a sec and you answer I have lots of secs, they will forget their original question

men seem t miss all three!.... (4)
What does a G-spot, a woman's Birthday and a urinal have in common? Men seem to miss all three! hahahaha x

read it untill u get it x (17)
Alpha~Kenny~Body... Keep reading it until you get it ;D lol x

ex's......................... (0)
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate :p x

now thats a love poem lmao x (0)
roes are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in! (now that is a love poem)

p............................. (0)
loves something beginning with P and ending in ORN. Do u know the answer? Yes, it's popcorn. Was that what u were thinking? Of course it was.

what???,,,,,,,,,,,, (0)
says, What goes in pink and hard and comes out soft and sticky?? Bubblegum!! x

68er?? lmao (0)
Anyone up for a 68er? Its like a 69er except you go down on me, and i owe you one ;) lol... i dnt actually mean this so dnt bother answ

u wear pants, dont u? (0)
A woman asks a man for money to buy a bra. He says why do you need a bra, you don't have anything to put in it. she says you wear pants, don't you? h

haha (0)
~ A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied:Good night Father of none! x

warm, creamy..... (0)
I love the way you taste when your warm, creamy, silkiness slips softly between my lips, warming every inch of my body. Perverts!! I'm speaking of m

prostitute & a bu*ngee jump.. (0)
What do a prostitute and a bu*ngee jump have in common? they cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you're screwed.

ooh!! x (0)
Ducks go quack, Cows go moo, guys stick it in and girls goo OOH!:)

i though... (0)
~ Dr says to her female patient You look weak & exhausted are you having 3 meals 3x a day as advised? Female replies I thought you said 3 males

wat do u do... (0)
Q. what do you do when there's a cop car behind you, a hippo in front you, and a pony beside you? A. stop drinking, and get off the kids' merry-go-rou