1 day a boy ovahad his parants in the bedrum:ur c**t is xo hairy b**ch!!whel,ur d*k is xo smal bu**ard!!the boy was xo curious n went 2 the rum 2 ask the minin of those strange words..the startled parents ansad..son,c**t n d*k r nicknames that we gave our coats n b**ch n bu**ard r names that aldults kal each atha at tyms...lata,the boy was watchin his dad shave,his dad sudenly bursted out afta he had cut himself.the son then asked the minin of dat word.his dad cleaverly ansad,thats the brand of cream am usin son,the son then rushed 2 da kitchen wea his mom was preparing turkey 4 company,sudenly she bursted out afta she had burned haself,the son asked the minin.the frustrated mom ansad.thats french 4 cukin.now go ansa da door,the company is already hia.the boy rushed n opened the door. Now usin his new vocaburaly he said,hello b**chs n bu**ards,u can hung yo c**ts n d*ks in tha closet.dad is stil in tha bathrum putin on his face n mum is in tha kitchen in tha turkey.