a guy wantd 2 get married and told his father dat he he has found a woman 2 marry.his father replied 'who is de woman'?the guy replied' my grandmother'.and his fatha replied again'wat ar u nuts,dats my mam'.and de guy oso replied 'wat about de woman u married isnt she motha?.

an african runner won a trophe in britain bcoz ws 1st and a reporter asked hm'wat inspired u 2 win dis race'?he replied 'wel uumm my dad was a racist,my brathas and sisters are racist ,am a racist and in fact we ar al a racists in our village .

a boy went in a barber shop 2 shav,he luked at the price list and it was writen 150,afta the barber man finished shavin the boy the boy was charged 300,the boy asked the barber man 'y hav u chargd me double th price?barber man:bcoz yr head is double the size.