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Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola: chal apna Naam bol?

Man: Trikuulavaty ThekeyparambliMuttu Iyyer Swami Ganpat Rao

Police (book band kr k) ;
Agli bar gari ke papers, NIC or licence sath rakhna..

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School vs University

School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,


School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,


School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,


School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar


School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri

Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

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Yaad Hy Tmhe Wo School k Din.?

Hm Kitna Kehltay Thy
Baatain Kartay Thy.
Larrtay Thy
Hanstay Thy
Rotay Thy

Nahi Yaad.?

Kaise Yaad Hoga

Hm ek School Mein Kahan ParhtayThy.

Kamaal Krtay ho;-)

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BACHELOR OF FLIRT





Trin Trin...


Gal: Hello Baby...
... ...Boy: Ohh, Jaan Bolo..


Gal:
Kahan Ho Yaar ?
Subah Se Koi Ata Pata Hi Nhi Hai Tumhara..!!


Boy:
Arey Hum To Khoye Huwe Hain Aapki Aankho Me..
Gal:
Abhi Kya Kar Rahe Ho???





Boy:
Tumhari Hi Pic Dekh Raha Hun,
Kahin Aur Mann Lag Hi Nahi Raha.


Gal:
Maine To Tumhe Apni Pic Di Hi Nahi..!


Boy:
Arey Tumhari Pic To Barson Se;
Mere Dil Mein Chapi Hui Hai..!


Gal:
Lekin Hum To Parson Hi Mile Hain Na ?? !!


Boy:
Tumhare Bina Ek Pal Bhi;
Barson Ke Samaan Hai Pinky...


Gal:
Pinky..??? Ye Pinky Kaun Hai??
Main To Divya Hun..!!


Boy:
Dekha Tumse Baat Karte Hi
Sab Kuch Bhool Jata Hun..!


Gal:
Tum Sunny Hi Ho Na???


Boy:
Ghar Waale To Arjun Kehte Hain,
But Wo Galat Ho Sakte Hain.. Tum Nahi..


Gal:
Ye '805843251' Ye Tumhara Hi No. Hai Na???


Boy:
Tha To Nahi But Ab Se Hai..!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Purani Kahawat Hy k Sote Waqt Koi Tension Lekar Nahin Sona Chahiye.
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Hairat hy,
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Phir Bhi Log
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Biwi K Sath hi Sote Hain.

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Kabi kabi nhi roz mili,..
Mujhe Zindgi se hr ek moj mili..
Ek sacha dost manga tha Zindgi se..
minu ty Chavlaan di foj Mili;-)

Great hamza . Faqeer: sahab! Mairi madad kijiey.Maira saman , baal bachey , makaan , rupia sab kuch jal gay hain sahab: Magar is ka saboot kaya hai? Faqeer: janab! Saboot bhi tha magar wo bhi makaan kay sath he jal gaya.

*Agar PAAGAL ho tho
iss msg ko padte hi call karna..

*MAHAA PAAGAL ho tho
miscall dena..

*BEWKUF ho tho
massege karna..

*TEENO ho tho
chup rehna...!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

What is The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration..
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Think..
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GIRLz FACE :-):-D;-)

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Teacher to chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)

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Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi,
Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi

hamza and maham!

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Close your eyes and think about yourself,

Your face

Your style

Your nature

Your smile

Your looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR movie dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo

Allama iqbal nay eagle say kaha kay tm itna uncha udtey ho tmhein dr nahi lagta? Eagle:teri meherbani iqbal ina na sochea kr

*Aqwaal-e Zarreen*

Behtreen
Insan wo hai

Jis ka Aap msg parh rahe hain;
Shukria:-

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Style of breaking up:

Boy bought a gift for His new Girl friend-

GirlFriend:What the hell would I do with this rocket?

Boy: You wanted stars na?

Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

Ha ha ha ha..