Doctor charsi sy
Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai..


Charsi:
Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi Ay....!

Cute Proposal:


2 Prep clas kids:
Boy: 0ye tu mele shath shadi kale gi?

Girl: Nhi

Boy: Pleesh

Girl: Naae na!

Boy:Man jao na pleesh!
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Meli Behen nai ho.!:

Kanjoos 8 manzal se neeche gira,

Girte huway kitchen ki window k pas phoncha to apni bivi ko dekh k chiLLaya..



Farzanaaa.....
meri ROTI matPakanaaaaaaaa..

Boy:
dekho Main Tmhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0n


Girl khush ho k:
Janu Kya


boy:
USTRA.
Tind krwa khotiye, menu vi juwaan pa ditiyan ni...!

Sardar:
Ro raha tha.
Dost:
Kiun Rote Ho?

Sardar:
Meri Murghi Mar Gy He

Dost:
Mera Baap Mar Gya Magar Main To Nahin Roya

Sardar:
Tera Peyo Kera
Anday dainda C..

Baap:
Agar Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna.


Result Aaney Per

Baap:
kya bana ?

Beta:
Sorry Yar zafar Tum Baap kehlane k Laiq nahi rahe.

Maa:Tu Apne Baal Q nhi kat wata?


Papu:Ya Mom it's Fashion

Maa: Wo to thik he pr Log Teri Behen k liye ate he or Tujhe Pasand kr jate Hen.

Biwi Dair Se Ghar Ayi or Chup Chaap Bedroom Ka Darwaza Khola to Daikha ke Kambal men 2 ke Bajaye 4 Taangen Nazar Aa rhi Thin.
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Usne Cricket Bat uthaya or zor zor se maarna Shuru hogai.
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Jab maar maar ke thak chuki to pani peene kitchen men gai
Dekha uska shohar wahan betha magazine parh rha hai.
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Shohar bola:
Tumhare Ammi abu aye thy
Main ne un ko bedroom men sulaya hai
Ja ke mil lo...
Moral:
Hor kro shak..

Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me the opposite of day.

Pathan:Night

Afsar:Cool

Pathan:warm.

Afsar:Ugly

Pathan: pichhli

Afsar:I saidUGLY

Pathan:I said PICHHLI

Afsar: oh my God

Pathan: oh my devil

Afsar:Get out

Pathan:Come in

Afsar:U r rejected.

Pathan:I am selected!

Afsar: keep quiet.

Pathan: speak tight.

Afsar: go to hell.

Pathan: come to paradise.

Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahi k.

Pathan: andar aao laiq yahin k.

Afsar: police ko bulao.

Pathan: Fauj ko bulao.

Afsar: uffff

Pathan: Tufffff.

Afsar.purrrrrrr


Pathan. Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
kuchh b kr le tera baap b ab mjhe fail nh kr sakta.

Teacher:
Fill in the blanks
900 chuhay kha k bili ______chali.

Sardar:
900 chuhay kha k bili slow slow chali.

Teacher:

kya btmizi hy iska jawab thek do?
Sardar:

Me tuhada lehaaz rakhya ay k tusi mere master ho, Nei te 900 chuhay kha k te bili hil v nai sakdi

Me te fer v holi holi tor diti A...

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai

Kya haal hai?

Admi ghabra kr bola:

Theek hun

Phr awaz aai:

Kya kr rahy ho?

Admi:
zaruri kaam se betha hun.

Phr awaz aai:
Main aa jaun?

Admi aur ghabra k bola:
Nhi nhi main akela hi theek hun.

Phr awaz aai:
Acha yaar main tmhain baad me call krta hun

koi ullu ka patha 7 wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwab dy raha hai....!

Sardr apni Behan pinki k ghar gaya or Bell di
andr sy

Pinki Boli:kon

Sardr:Main

Pinki: Main kon

Sardr:Tu pinki hor kon,chabal jae:)

Teacher: physics ki definition btao?
Sardar: poori nhi ati akhir se thori yad hy
Teacher: ok sunao
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Sardar: and this is
called physics :D

New GenEration
1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bache ko Cigrate Pite Dekha to bache se Kaha:
Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k Tum Cigrate Peete ho?
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BACHA: Dhoowan Chhorte hue,,
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Mohtarma!
Kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k ap ek ghair mard se baten kr rhi hyn?
Kaka rocked.
Aunty shocked..!

Techr:
Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti.!


Pathan ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.

Techr:
Ye bag ks ne phenka ha?

Pathan: Mn ny.
yaa hooo !!!! Chutti