Who is a boy?
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A boy is the most beautiful part of Allah's creation.
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he starts compromising at a very tender age.
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He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.
Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.
He also sacrifices his cigarettes for friends.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining.
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Boy's life is really tough and full of sacrifice.
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joke finished! u can laugh now:D :P :D

Shareef larkay dunya k har koney m mil jatY hEn,
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Magar masla ye hai,

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Dunya Ka kona nhi milta yar... ;)

Ak patthan 10 minzala bilding pr betha tha
k ...
dusray patthan ny aa k osay kaha
gul khan tumhara beti bhag gya
ye sunna tha k gul khan ny bilding se jump laga diya

jump k bad girte hwe 3 manzil pr phncha tu yad aya hamra tu ko beti nhi ha,
jb 7 minzil pr phncha tu yad aya hamara tu abhi shadi b nhi hwa ha,
0r jb zamin pr gira tu yad aya k hamara naam tu gul khan b nhi ha.;)

Pathan:
Director sahab hum ko Film Me Kaam Karne Ka Bara Shok Hai.,,


Director:
Acha bataein apko Role Kon Sa Pasand Hai.,..

pathan:
Qeemay Wala:-):D

Sardion me skin kushk hojae to pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal len
Thanda hojae to dahi makhan daal k mixture ko oven me rakh den

kch dair bad nikal k usme garam pani daal k phet len

jb wo sahi paste ban jae to phaink den



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or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-

CHILDHOOD is like being DRUNK..

Everyone remembers what you did,

Except you! :-D :-P

MOST IRRITATING FACTS
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AT HOME- you studied 3 hrs,
no 1 sees u, pick phone for
a while, mom-dad enters d
room & say - bilkul nai
pdhta h, send him 2 hostel...
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AT HOSTEL- you are busy
wid phone, no 1 sees u,
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picked up book for a while,
frnds enter d room & say-
abe kitna parhega
NEWTON :P

Pakistan Q taraqi nhi krta?

Q K
Abadi 18 crore
js me sy 6 crore Retire,

5 crore govt officer jo kam nhi krty,

2 crore school me,
2 crore 5 sal sy km umar,

2 crore berozgar,
Or

1,99,99,998 jail me,

Baqi bache hum 2no,

Tm mobile men busy ho,

Ab btao main akela pakistan kesy chalaon',!

Usko Rabb se itni bar manga hai,
FARAZ




k Abb hum sirf haath uthate hen to farishte Kehtay hain






O kaka teinoo hor koi kamm nai?

How to Make a Woman Happy?

Its not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a chef
5. an electrician
6. a carpenter
7. a plumber
8. a mechanic
9. a decorator
10. a stylist
11. a driver
13. a psychologist
14. a pest exterminator
15. a psychiatrist
16. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING
TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
Easy na? Awain log kehtey hain, women r demanding!
:-D

Nice jokes sima :-) bt plz ghr k kaamon mn b intrest leya kro . . Warna :-P

beautiful topic n sharng sima thankx 4 sharng

chief bhai tora intro ho jae ?

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Jo Dost Apne Jeb Se Apne Doston Ko Party Deta Hai
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Kamyabi Hamesha Uske Qadam Chumti Hai..
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!..( Tho Hai Koi
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