One evening a husband comes home
to his apartment very roughed up.
When his wife sees him she asks,
What happened to you?

I got into a fight with the apartment manager.

Whatever for?

He said he had slept with
every woman in the complex except one!

The woman replied,
I bet its that snooty Mrs. Gellar
on the third floor.

Two things are Xtremly difficult..

1) To plant your idea in someone's head..

2) To plant someone's money in your own pocket..

The one who succeeds in both is called WIFE..!

Better Keep Yourself
clean and bright
you are the window
which you must see the
world. Good morning
Have a nice day.. :)

A cool advice about heart and tongue
Feel the depth of the sentence-

God does not like the hardness of Tongue and Heart,
that's why he made them boneless

Sardar attending a speech by a famous Psychatric.

PSYCHIATRIC- In life the responsibilities/ hurdles/ duties will stay with you. Happiness/Joy will come and go.

Sardar to his next person- I agree with this point. My wife stays with me. Her sister comes and goes.