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@adnaan69 | 30 December 12 |
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Girl:muje 1 aisa Husbnd chahiye jo acchi batein kare, . hanse mazak kare aur mujheGane sunaye. . . . . . . Friend:tum husband chhor do, aur FM radio lelo..:p |
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@0maria | 30 December 12 |
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hahaha
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@adnaan69 | 30 December 12 |
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GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera Baccha, My sweetu, My golu.. kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? . Bol mela baby . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BOY- Arre sweetheart, purpose kar rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai? :D |
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@adnaan69 | 30 December 12 |
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Wife on call:hey baby, what r you doing.....?? . Husband:office &173; me bahut kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu. ..and u sweet heart....?? . . . . . wife:mai club me tere piche khadi hu...:p :O :D :D |
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@adnaan69 | 31 December 12 |
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Classical insult.. . . Girl:meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai. . . . . . . . Boy:to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..:p :O :D :D |
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@adnaan69 | 31 December 12 |
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santa- thnda loge ya garam? guest- dono le aao.. santa jeeto se- ek glass freezer se aur ek geezer se pani le aao.. |
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@adnaan69 | 31 December 12 |
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santa- shrab pite pite rone laga.. banta- kya hua ap ro kyu rahe ho? santa- jish ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha hu ushka naam mujhe yaad nhi aa raha.. |
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@0maria | 16 January 13 |
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judge: ordr ordr ordr sardar: 1 burgr 1 pizza nd cold drink. judge: sht up sardar: not sht up.just 7_up |
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@0maria | 21 January 13 |
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2 brilliant minds pthan n sardar pani peeny gay glass ulta para tha. sardar: yar iska to moun he band hai. pthan: rhny day yar nechy say b toota hwa hai... 
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@0maria | 21 January 13 |
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1 sardar gate k 7 chup k khra tha. wife: yahan kea kr ry ho? sardar: hm sher ka shikar krny jungle ja ry hen wife: to jao phr sardar: dekh ni rhe.gali me kuta khra hai. |
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@adnaan69 | 30 January 13 |
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Classic Insult !!Lecture Was Going On..Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya?His Friend : Sir Usko Neend MeinChalne Ki Aadat Hai :P
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@adnaan69 | 30 January 13 |
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Girl :- My Janu Baby Shona. Ye Personal Aur Secret Me Kya Difference Hota Hai?? . . . Boy:- Tum Meri Gf Ho Ye Personal Hai . . And Teri Behen Bhi, Meri Gf Hai Ye Secret Hai. :D :O Gf Shockss Boy Rocks ... ;) |
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@adnaan69 | 30 January 13 |
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Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly Where Iz Ur Heart? (All Boys Shouted Loudly) ! ! In Girls Hostel !!! Teacher Smiled And Said : Mera Bhi :P |
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@adnaan69 | 31 January 13 |
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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge. |
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@adnaan69 | 31 January 13 |
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Ek ladka dusre ladke se:AUTOMATICLY kise kehte hai. dusra ladka:tujhe itna bhi nahi malum jab koi ganji ladki auto mein baithe to kehte hai AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI. |
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@0maria | 1 February 13 |
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w0w
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@0maria | 1 February 13 |
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@adnaan69 | 1 February 13 |
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@adnaan69 | 1 February 13 |
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2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira . . Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira? . . Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k.. . Aam khud hath jod kar bola! . . Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar :P :D |
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@adnaan69 | 1 February 13 |
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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana. |
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