1 American, 1 Chinese aur1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha ToZameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.American:Ye NASA Ki Building haiChinese:Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen HePakistani:Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or NaDeewarYe To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni &Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

Question paper in year 2020Name the cities of PAKISTANwhere electricity is found.How does sugar taste?Explain inur own words.Draw a neat n labelled diagram ofa suicide jacket.In ancient times, what wasPETROL used for?Support uranswer with examples.Write the complete name ofPAKISTAN.Explain principle n working of adrone.Think about it

* =* =*ARaBIc NEWS* =* =*HaaZa ZARDAaaRIun Anni DaTunnBaghairatUn Azaabun Fi InsanUnFasaadUn KhabeesUn, Asal-HaramdatUnnAata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm, Bhum BhumDamakatun Or to Or Hoor Sunnbalancun chekun 12pais0nTAXunTunnUn KameenUn KUTTUN DaPutterUn Dont DeletUn FrwdtUunFarzUunn!

A Judge charged Rs.10800 fine toa MAN for rape case.MAN asked:WHY 10800?Judge replied:10000 for rape &8% Entertainment TaxBy Zardaari..

A TRUE STORY:Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Baitha Krtatha1 din wo Darakht Kat Dia GyaDarakht Bohot Khush Hua k ShukrAb mujh Par Koi Ullu Nai BethyeGaLekn Darakht ki khushi us waqtkhak me milgaijubUsko Kaat karSaddar e Pakistan ki kursi bana digai.TareeKh Gawah Hy Aj B Us PrULLU bethta hy.In

Agr koi apko dopeher 3 bje kaheGUD NIGHTya shaam ko kaheGUD MORNINGya raat ko 3 bje kaheHAPPY BIRTHDAYto samhaj len k wo KESC/WAPDA kzulm ka shikar hyBjli ne unka dimagh kharab kr diahy.Asay logon k leay dua kerenALLAH unhe sabr deAAMEENMeri taraf se apko boht bohtEIDMUBARAK

Bill Gates & ZardariI studied but never topped,today toppers of bestuniversities r my employees.(Bill Gates)Neither I topped nor I study,today I m President.(Zardari).

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur BhiRaastay ThayFARAAZNajanay logoon ko PPP Ko VoteDainay Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.????

Maqami WaqtAssalam-o-alikum!La , Bahawalpur, r Us KMZFT MeLight janay K WQt H chhTH.BQ LG Ap pn MqamiWqT k MTBq governmentkogaliyan dain

SMS PackagesJb sms pacakags khtm hoga to sbse ziada 4 log khush hon gy.. .Faraz. .. .Pathan. .. .Sardar. .. .Kutta. .G bilkul. wohi kutta.smjh to ap gay ho gy

Looto PakistanFILMLooto PakistanHERO:ZardariHEROIN:Shery RehmanSIDE HERO:Yousaf Raza G.VILLAN:Amin Fahim& nawaz sharifGUEST APPEARANCE:Altaf HusainSUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry BrothersDANCERS:Fehmida Mirza& Kashmala TariqDHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:TalibanACTION BY:Pak ArmySUSPENSE BY: Chief JusticeFINANCED BY:Poor People Of Pakistancoming soonin all mobiles in pakistan.

Finance MinistryA little boy wanted Rs.50 verybadly & prayed for weeks butnothing happened.Finally he decided to write GOD aletter requesting for Rs.50.When the postal authoritiesreceived the letter addressed toGOD, they decided to forward itto the Finance Minister ofPakistan as a joke.The Finance Minister was soamused & instructed hissecretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear tobe a lot of money to a little boy &he did not want to spoil the kid.The little boy was delighted withRs.20 & decided to write a ThankYou note to GOD, which read:Dear GOD,Thank You very much forsending the money. However, Inoticed that you sent it throughthe Finance Ministry in Islamabad& those currupt n selfish donkeysdeducted Rs.30 in taxes.

Awaam(./) /..)----;;_ ,,/( Z ) // //8,10 Chitthar Mar Kr Fwd Kar dain.Naam na Lena. Awaam khud smajhdar he.!!;-

Army Operation!ZARDARI Murgiyon Se Bola:Agar Tum Sab Ne Kal 2.2 AndayNa Diye To Sab Ko Sawaat KOperation Ki Tarha ARMY Se HalaalKarwa Doonga.Subah Us Ne Dekha Sab Ne 2Anday Diye Magar aik k nechay SeUsay 1 Anda Mila.ZARDARI,Tum Ne aik Anda Q Diya?To Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMYK Dar Se Diya HyWaise Me MURGA Hon..:-D

Cheeni Ka BohranAb to Dukan pr b ye Board lgayhain.Cheeni Mang Kr Sharminda NaKarain.Cheeni Ek Jang Hai,Is Liye Band HaiNmak Baray Shoq Se,Cheeni Aglay Chock Se

Mulk ka SadarAMRICAN:Hamry 1aadme ky Bazo nhe thyHam ne bazo lagaye to woBoksing ka muqabla jet gyaINDIAN:Hamary 1aadme ke tangen nhethen ham ne us ke tangen lgayenTo wo res me pihly nambr praayaPAKISTANI:Hamary 1aadme kaDimaag nhe thaHam ne use(Sinde tope)PihnayeTo wo hamary mulk kaBadshah ban gya

President of PakistanHeadmaster: Aap Bacho Ko BheekMaangna Q sikha rahe Hen?..Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Men SebKoi..Pakistan Ka sadar Ban Jaaye!

Knowledge of the WeekKnowlege of the week.Afghanistan wahid mulk hai ain train nai chaltiDunya main sab se bara schoolCHICAGO main haiDunya main pehla operationGREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kyaDunya main sab se Bara HospitalBAGHDAD- main hai.Dunya main sub se bara DARAKHTLONDON main haiDunya main sab se bari MASJIDISTANBOL-TURKEY Main hai.Ordunya ka sab se KAMINA InsanPAKISTAN main HayHan Wohi Wohi

Special KuttaWo Kon Sa Kutta Hai Jo Insan KaKhun Chusta Hai?(Uska Nam Z Se Shuru Hota Hai)..........Ans.ZartierSouth Africa Me Paya Jata Hai ButApka jawab b thek hai;