HAPPINESS (0)
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understa

BEDTIME PRAYER FOR WOMEN.. (0)
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One whose will is thick and long. One who thin

Men are like ... computers. (0)
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Why did God put men on earth? (0)
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Why did God create man before woman? (0)
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

What should you give a man who has everything? (0)
A woman to show him how to work it.

How are husbands like lawn mowers? (0)
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.