1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar choda Gaya.
Aur Elaan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan kar lega use 100,000 milenge...
Pehle Obama gaya Par
fail hogaya...
Fir George bush gaya
lekin nakaam raha...
Finally Manmohan singh gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aya..
Sab ne hairani bhari
nazron se manmohan
se pucha aapne kaise
pata kara ?
Manmohan - Main pinjre me gaya or kaha ki agle election me VOTEmujhe dena.....
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to sirf ek ne kaha-
GHANTA LE LE MERA :D lol

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jocow kpaas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni niat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Patni :- Khidki me parde lagwa
do...
Naya padosi mujhedekhne ki
koshish karta
hai.......
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Pati :- Ek baar theek se dekh
lene do......
..... woh khud hi parde lagwa
lega

Ek Bhikhari Ek GharMein Beekh Mangne Gaya, Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya
(are wo hi Baccha jo Gubbarewale se gubbare kharidta rehta hai)
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe De De Baba
Baccha:-
Main baba Nahi Beta Hoon
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Beta
Baccha:-
Mera Naam Rahul Hai
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Rahul beta
Baccha:
Mera Poora Naam Rahul Gangwar Hai
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Rahul Gangwar beta
Baccha:
Ye Hui Na Baat, Ab Maaf Karo
Babaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa...hmmm m :D
Bhikhari:
Chutiya kahin ka

MATHS Ki Teacher:-1 Me 2 Daalo
To Kya Hoga.......??
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Ladki:- Madam Ye To AAP Ki
Capacity Hai Humari To Ek Me Jaan
Nikal Jati Hai...;P =D

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.Santa: Ye 3 mahinemein bacha kaise ho gaya?Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?Santa: 3 mahine.Biwi: Aur meri shadiko?Santa: 3 mahine.Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?Santa: 3 mahine baad.Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

Girl to Customer Care: Mujhe Ek Message
24 Logon ko
Bhejna hai,
Plz Tell me ke Kaise
Bhejun ??!!!
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Customer Care: ... Kya Message Hai??!??
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Girl: Hi Jaanu, I have No Balance, Pls
100 ka Rechrage karva Do..!!

4 girls take lift in a car full of engineers.
Since no place dey sit on boyes lap.
After 10 min
grl1-R u ECE engnr?
By-hw did u knw?
Grl1-ur tower is communicating with my unreachable area.
Grl2-r u computer engr?
By-hw dd u knw?
Grl2-ur pendrive is tring 2 connct with my USB drive.
Grl3-r u mechanicl engr?
By-hw dd u knw?
Grl3-ur piston is tring 2 move in my cylinder.
Grl4-r u civil engnr?
By-hw dd u knw?
Grl4-ur dam had broken n it floodedmy village

3 reactions of a girlwithout a Boyfriend..
1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me :
2) Gharwale important hain aur unke saamne
Bf kuch bhi nahi.. : )
3) Sab ladke kutte hote hain.. :
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Same girl after having Boyfriend..
1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar..
Uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe :s
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi..
I can't leave him :
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah kutta nahi hai.

Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek linepe aa gayi to kya karoge?Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.Interviewer:- Torchna ho to?Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga.Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?...Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkarnahi dekhi....xP :D

Santa suhagrat main biwi k piche se daal raha tha Biwi: ji aage se dalte hai santa: tujhe kaise patya Biwi: main jab college main thi to gunde utha le gayethe unhone aage se dala tha santa : ye gunde bhi confuse karte hain mujhe le gaye the to piche se daala tha.

Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko
call
kiya
Boy - : hello Jaaan Ilove
U...!!!
. Ladki - : Sacchi..!
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Boy -: really
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Ladki: (maha kamini).
Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo
doge plz :((
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Boy -: ohh teri fir se didi ka
no lag
gaya.. sorry didi wrong
number