delivery mix up (3)
The mailman rings the door bell and says 'i hv a parcel here but the name on it is obliterated' The house owner replyz 'cant b 4 me then! my name is f

OLD AGE2 (2)
She's in her 70's and her boyfriend is 85. This particular night they planned to have s*x. The dude goes to the bathroom to prepare while she waits i

crzy scul boy (0)
Teacher: not many people knw ths but thrs no difficulty in the world we cant overcome schoolboy: realy hv u ever tried 2 squeeze the toothpaste b

Shake hands (4)
A teacher is tryn 2 teach gud manners asks d studens: Mike if u were on a date having supper with a nice lady how would u tell her that u have to go t

I bet u 0 (1)
2 guys r in a bar n both r watching tv when the news comes on. It shows a guy on a bridge on the verge of jumping, obviously about 2 commit suicide. 1

The mother (7)
A young boy's parrot was lying on its back at the bottom of the cage its legs pointing up wards. The boy asked his father dad when birds die y do thei

Old age (1)
Naughty Tony asks his grandpa, papa, do you n granny still lungula? Grandpa says yes we still do n enjoy The now intrigued tony asks how is that possi

rain coat (4)
unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a 1st baby......luk dad is cming 2nd baby reply......u stupid...is neighbour uncle.......coz dad dnt wear r

Doctor n students (1)
A doctor teachin medical students said to them.Doctor: 1st thing u must learn is 2 remove ur fear. Then he inserts his finger into the of a corps &

News headline (3)
A 75 yr old man had s*x wit his 72 yr old wife he s*cked hr breast nd died !News headline says:75 yr old men died of drinkin expired milk.

EXAM (3)
I magine in an exam rum we were asked 2 draw a male reproducn organ!a guy bept 2b in his leg looking @it seriously,a lady shouted!sir....he is copyn

b*tt cheek (1)
What did the 1 b*tt cheek say to the other cheek? If we stick together we can stop this

Wat a n day (2)
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed that way for half of an hour. A big man then came n drink his drink. The poor man st

couple (3)
a couple just married was happy with the WHOLE THING.....he was happy wit HOLE and SHE was happy wit THE THING....ha ha ha ha ha

RAPE. (2)
Boy ask 2 girl-darlng....what is RAPE??Girl reply.....its the wrong man at the right place....ha ha ha ha

On ur as* (3)
2 lose weight the dr told AMANDAZ to run 8km a day for 300 days. After 300 days amanda called the dr to report she had lost the weight, but she had a

A priest's (2)
A priest lost his rooster(male chicken) n al his search efforts proved fruitless. He then dicided 2 mention it in church so that any1 who knows its wh

A man n his friends (3)
A man tells his friends that his 5year old Boy son is very naughty....coz he made our housemaid pregnant.....Friends ask how?.....Naughty punctured Al

NAKED (2)
Wife....stark naked....stands on her head in bed....husbnd...wat the hell r u doing??i figured if u cnt get it up u could drop it in.....hahahaha

banana (2)
If bomb bursts in bra...what would u get??TIT-BITS and if it bursts in a man's underwear??BANANA SPILt....ha ha ha

wife. (1)
A man is lying in bed reading a book wit his wife bside him the man then puts his hand in his wifes panty and the wif said :ah....ah...babe.....thats

MOBILE (3)
what is the similarity between a mobile phone and a WIFE?..?Answer..(1)..you like them when they r new..(2)...u lyk other's(3).,u iv to chasge them bo

Teacher n boy. (2)
TEACHER....Why r u rubbing oil on your head while i'm teaching?BOY reply.....Last night mum tell my dad....rub oil on the head if its not going inn...

Say wat (18)
I dont play lotto to win but 2 prove that i wil never win it

MMMM (1)
a man walked into a ladies toilet...a lady who was inside got furious n shoutes this is exclusively for women then man upzipping his pants sa4d thi to

Jonah n whale (1)
A Teachar said it was physically impossible 4 a whale 2 swa11ow a human coz even though it was a very large creatur its throat was very small. The you

Hear, hear (1)
An elderly gentleman has had hearing problem 4 a number of years. He goes 2 the doc who fits him with a hearing aid that allows him 2 hear 100. The ma

Devious woman (2)
1 monday evening 2 men r having drinks at a bar. 1st man :you know, women r very devious: 2nd man :y do u say that: 1st man : take the example of the

Dad n son (2)
A Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. Son: I start cleaning da toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you?Son: I clean with ur tooth

P_e_n_i_s (2)
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer n told him that he would now need to enter a password. The husband was in an amorous mood n figure