An elderly gentleman has had hearing problem 4 a number of years. He goes 2 the doc who fits him with a hearing aid that allows him 2 hear 100. The man goes back 2 the doc a month later n the doc says, 'you hearing is perfect. Your family must b really pleased u can hear again.' to which the man says, 'oh, i haven't told my family yet. I just sit around n listen to their conversations. Ive changed my will three times!'