2 guys r in a bar n both r watching tv when the news comes on. It shows a guy on a bridge on the verge of jumping, obviously about 2 commit suicide. 1st guy: il bet u $100 he'l jump: 2nd guy :bet u £100 he wont: then the guy closes his eyes n throws himself off the bridge. The 2nd guy hands the 1st guy the money. 'no no i cant take ur money' says the first guy. ' i cheated u. The same story was on the 5 o clock news' 'no take it' says the 2nd guy. ' i saw the 5 o clock news 2. I just didnt think the guy was dumb enough to jump again.