A priest lost his rooster(male chicken) n al his search efforts proved fruitless. He then dicided 2 mention it in church so that any1 who knows its whereabouts, could advise accordingly. The ff sunday, while in church he asked : who has a ?: all men stood up. Embarrased n not knowing wt 2 say next, he said : i mean who among u saw a last night?: al the women stood up, including his 13 year old daughter. The priest said : no, no, no. What i mean is who in the last 2 weeks in this church, has seen my ?: half the women in the church chor stood up.