A doctor and a bus
driver are both in love
with the same woman,
an attractive girl
named Sarah. The bus
driver had to go on a
long bus trip that
would last a week.
Before he left, he gave
Sarah seven apples.
Why?
Ans: An apple a day
keeps the doctor away.
What is invisible and
makes people suffer
from symptoms like
sweating and nausea,
yet people cant
survive without it?
Ans: Love
What four letter word
is the cause of most of
the discord in the
world, as well as most
of the cooperation?
Ans: Love
I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when
bought;
An extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with
pleasure
When taken by force.
Who am I?
Ans: A kiss
What causes a sudden
increase in heart rate,
a loss of memory and
overall brain function,
but is not a drug?
Ans: Love