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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, Is my time up ?

God said, No, you have another 34 years 2 live.

Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color

Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked,

You said I had another 34 years 2 live.
Why didn't you save me from the truck?

(You'll love this)
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God replied:
I couldn't recognize you!