While cutting hair, the official Barber asked the Minister Kapil Sibal, Whats this Swiss Bank issue?

Kapil Sibal shouted, r you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?

Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked President Pranab Mukherjee,

Sir, whats this Black money issue?

Pranab shouted, Why did you ask me this question?

Barber: Sorry Sir, just asked you

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber


CBI: while cutting the hair, why do you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; thats why I keep asking.