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1. Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Why ? Santa ne sales girl se kaha: 'Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. Sone ka kya rate lengi.' 2. Why did the Grammar teacher slap Santa's Son? B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items, And PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item ? 3. Santa: Darling r*pe ka matlab kya hai? Jeeto: Sahi jagah par galat aadmi! 4. Santa on long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at his home. Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes to Screw your Wife daily, didnt come today. 5. Banta ne Suhaag raat ko biwi se poocha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho? Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum? Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se. 6. Santa : Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai Dukaandar : Is par gift cover chada du? Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai. 7. Banta: It is a shame but let me confess, I have become HOMOs*xUAL. Wife: How come? Banta: I have s*x at HOME only! 8. Santa divorced his wife on 1st night. Banta asked him the reason, Santa relied: On her panties there was a sticker which said 'OK/Tested. Mohan Lal & Sons' 9. Pappu: What is the difference between Pyar, Ishq, Aur Mohabbat. Santa: Kuch nahi beta, sab free s*x karne ke bahane hai... 10. Banta to a girl: What's your name? Girl: Carmen. Banta: Yeh kaisa naam hai? Girl: Becoz I like Cars and men. What's your name? Banta: CHUTINDER SINGH BOOBIYA 11. Banta wanted Twins. So what did he do? He Made two Holes in the Condom. 12. Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if your wife is virgin, shoot her if not. Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night. 13. Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened? Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer. Banta: Why did you not hit back - Didnt you have anything in your hands? Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wifes boobs! 14. Santa on a blind date with a gori. Santa: Do you object to fking? Gori: Thats something I'v never done. Santa: What! You are a Virgin? Gori: No, Never Objected! 15. On 1st night Santa uses all his power to push it in. Fails but proudly says: Too tight! But I'm happy I'm the 1st. Bride: No ji. Others removed the panty 1st. 16. Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real. 17. Santa to Banta after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing! 18. Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ? Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada. 19. Santa was teaching Preeto swimming. After 2 hrs Preeto said: Tell me, will I really drown like a leaking boat if u take out your finger? |
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