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s*xy jokes- Wife : Janu s*x ho jaye. Husband : Aaj Nahi. Wife : Kyo ? Husband :Aaj Condom lana Bhul Gaya. Wife :Teri to roz ki magaj mari he lamination karvale! ------------------------- Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li.. Dost ne pucha to bataya. Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain aage piche dono side karna ------------------------ Raat ke Andhere mein Sardar-Ye Condom itna Chhota or Sakht kyo hai? Wife-O Bina Dimaag ke Jaanwar,woh Bachche ke Dhoodh Peene ki Nipple hai. UTAR ise...... ------------------------ Sardar Medicl Stor Pe Condom Lene gaya.. Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya.. Bahut der tak sochne k baad sardar Zip Khol k.. O Yaar, Iska body cover de do.! ----------------------- Sardar goes to buy condoms Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones r available. Which flavour do u want? Sardar thinks&thinks &thinks then says: Chhole Bhature! -------------------------- Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj s*x ka Mood hai ! Ladki- maine chaddi nhi pehni. Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana. Kal kar lenge ! ---------------------- Sardar s*x kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya. BIWI= O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai. SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya. ----------------------- Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue: Koi boyfriend hai ? Girl: Haan, Q ? Tailor: Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de, Fitting sahi baithegi. ----------------------- Lady 2 Dr.: Mere husband ka bahut lamba hai. Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai. Dr.: Chota karna hai kya? Lady: Na ji na. Kaleja thoda upar ho sakta hai!? ---------------------- 1 pandit ki taang jal gayi. Doctor ne Burnol aur v*agra likh di, pandit bola Burnol to samajh aata hai par v*agra kyon? Dr: Usse dhoti Unchi rahegi....:-S --------------------- s*xy Lady in s*xy voice: Batao Meri panty me kya hai? Batao? Sardar (with confidence): Elastic hi hoga, aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehenta hai.! ---------------------- Teacher: kya cheez mooh main nahin Leni chahiye? Student:Jalta hua bulb. Teacher: Kyon? Student: kal rat mum papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb buja do to muh me lu. -------------------- s*x k baad Pati BRA dete hue- Ye lo apne Doodh k Dhakkan Unsatisfied Wife-Gusse se, Underwear dete hue-''Ye lo apne Murday ka Kafan''. ----------------------- Man - Doctor Sahib, Kamzooori Bahut Hai. Doctor-Doodh Daba Kar Piya Karo. Man-Doctor Sahib Doodh to Bahut Peeta Hoon, Par Woh Zyada Dabane Nahi Deti ....! |
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