Dear Weather,

Please stop being so Romantic..!!

We don't have Girl friends, we have
Wives..!!

Sincerely,
All Husbands
Kyon daren ki kal kya hoga ? Har waqt kyon sochen ki bura hoga......, badhte rahen manzilon ki aur hum......, kuchh naa mila bhi to kya... Tazurbaa to nayaa hoga....
You can't beat this:
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Tchr :what came 1st sun or moon????

Santa:Obviosly moon..

Teacher:how?

Santa:madam ji honey'moon' hoga tbhi to 'son'ayega na !!!=))